LOL, speghetti monster

Published December 15th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

LOL, speghetti monster, that’s funny.
I’ll pray for you buddy, you should stop making jokes about faith, no matter what religion you’re trying to attack on that website.
Jesus loves you, even when you don’t believe in him.

“For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, and for whosoever believes in him shall not perish, but have everlasting life in the kingdom of heaven.”


196 Responses to “LOL, speghetti monster”

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  1. Vinny says:

    Glad to have another well-thought-out argument from a member of the intellectual elite.

    Einstein was right when he made that quote about human stupidity.

  2. Shelldigger says:

    …its like they cut them out with jeebus cookie cutters. Then implant them with jeebus speak. No rational thought allowed. No critical thinking allowed. No indepenent thought.

    “hello, I am jeebus bot…beep. jeebus loves you, beep…I will pray for you, beep…you will be damned to eternal hellfire, beep…you can trust us with your children, beep beep beeeeeeeep!

  3. Timegirl4468 says:

    Okay, so if Jesus loves us, why wont he prove it?

  4. don says:

    It’s not nice to laugh at the FSM, even though he could care less if you believe in Him or if you deny His existence. He does not even mind that you mis-spelled His name. Like Jesus,The FSM loves you even if you don’t believe in Him.
    ‘ The FSM so loved the world that He gave His pirates unto us so that we could be touched by His Noodly Appendage everlastingly.”

  5. matt says:

    So what are you trying to say? Your right and we are wrong? What makes your bronze age mythology better than our modern mythology?

  6. Cap'n Bill says:

    Dear Chase,
    You might be interested in learning that many Pastafarians do in fact believe in Jesus to be our noodly masters son.
    good wind
    Cap’n Bill

  7. tina says:

    LOL, Chase!

  8. Iron Mike says:

    Ah yes, a bible verse. Yep, I’m convinced.

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