festive cookies

Published December 25th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

In addition to the traditional holiday treats we’re making in our house (to fit in with our family, friends and neighbors who are still Unbelievers), we felt the call to make these noodly confections that honor Him. These cookies are 100% edible, including the googly eyes. Eating them is a spiritual gift that has drawn our hearts closer to His Noodly Appendage.

– A Canadian Pastafarian

31 Responses to “festive cookies”

  1. The Flying Spagetti Monster says:

    Lol do you really believe in this crap they call religion?

    • SillyKiwiMan says:


      Pay close attention now: this site is s a church. Nothing more.

      I’m just going to say what we’re all thinking. You’re an idiot.

      • Captain Birdseye says:

        SKM, my radar indicates that this is Spawn-of-Darwin; one of his illiterate, teenage, homeschool pupils.

    • Captain Birdseye says:

      Imposter FSM: ‘Do you really believe in this crap they call religion’? From that statement, I must assume that you are anti-religious.

    • theFewtheProudtheMarinara says:

      That’s what I say to a religious person if I really want to piss them off.

  2. Fudgewart says:

    where can I get the edible googly eyes?

    • Keith says:

      They are probably the sugar beads coated in a metallic looking substance. A bit like hundreds and thousands only much bigger.

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