The village called

Published October 2nd, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

The village called, they want the dumb fuck back.

You and your rediculous religion that involves a flying spaghetti monster is freaking retarded. did you smoke some seriously strong dope, possibly eat some shrooms you thought we’re candy? I have to say i’ve met alot of stupid people with even MORE stupid ideals, but you take the cake.

I think some of the dur duh durs could make a better religion then you from a violated underage teen and a wine bottle. there is no end to the idiocracy of your ideals.

Im not gonna come after you with my ideals as a christian, I won’t come after you with my logic, hell I won’t even come after you with a bat. People like you aren’t even worth the time to even get the shit beat out of them.I mean…,what kind of person has time in their day to piss off the catholics, and ruin the lives of others? your stupid fuck with retard ideals.

I hope that someone castrates you, beats the shit out of you, puts you in a tightly tied sack in the middle of the road and a dozen semi’s run you over repeatedly, and to top it off, a dog taking a shit on your chest like you we’re a cheap whore. I absolutely can’t believe that ignorant bastards like you can get away with creating bunk religions like this.

I had more genius come out my friends ass then from your brain.obviously your parents didn’t love you, dropped you on your head, and didn’t pay the life support and you ended up turning into this kind of retarded goofy fuck.

I mean, to have 2 dee parents to make you dee duh dee doesn’t give you an excuse to go make a crap religion just so you can make a quick buck off the merchandise and to brainwash followers for whatever reason you needed an assload of retards as followers for.>_>

Hope you die, and have a nice day.

-Jeffery Hazelwood
Fuck you.

I bolded a few parts.

347 Responses to “The village called”

  1. Melissa says:

    I have a question…How is a dog going to take a shit on his chest if he has been run over repeatedly by a dozen semis? I don’t think there would be a chest left. Furthermore if you are going to copy famous comedians sayings you should at least get them right. It’s Dee dee dee…thank you Carlos Mencia. Also if you are a Christian then why do you care who pisses off the catholics? I don’t follow any religion, I used to be Christian for 6 years and I still belive there is a God but I don’t know who he is or what he belives in, this site does not offend me, I find it entertaining. People like you are the ones who make it even more amusing because you get all hot and bothered about something that doesn’t affect you at all. Also if you are a Christian what is with all the terrible language and wishing other people die? Christians don’t believe these things, I think you need to pick up your bible and go back to church instead of wasting your time on the internet looking for websites that make you angry so that you can send them hate mail. Also while you are at it you should pick up a book on grammar and spelling because you obviously didn’t pass those classes in school.

    • The Religious are scared to die says:

      Damn Jeffery you got dissed and pissed on by your own people i would make fun of you but frankly Melissa already done a good enough job.

      His Noodley appendage will give you stale beer and hooker’s with Std’s

  2. anakin skyramen says:

    retarded dumb fuck who was dropped on his head? hey bobby, i may be wrong, but didnt you graduate with a degree in physics?

  3. Bigslicka says:

    Just a quick correction, Calos Mencia is not, has never been, or will ever be a comedian. RAMen!

  4. jakers says:

    sounds to me like this guy himself is ignorant.
    well…may FSM have mercy

  5. Bob says:

    I’m sorry about your tiny penis Jeffery. Hope you feel better now.

    Good thing you didn’t come after Bobby with you ideals or your logic. It appears they are even harder to see than your “bat”.

    When primitive cultures worked out their issues the way you are, 60% of the males died at the hands of other males. You have lived this long because we are “civilized” ie we practice courtesy, tolerance and restraint. You are banking on that civility when you rant like that. But civility only holds so far, and if you cross the line often enough, someone will get all primitive on your ass. You might consider actually adopting some of the “Christian” values you mock with this letter. You’ll live longer.


  6. Jen says:

    This read would only be more hilarious with some hookers, pirates, and beer.

  7. Gregorovius says:

    Reading this letter make me feel the warm and peaceful touch of His Noodlyness.

  8. Leslie says:

    Oh Jeffrey….I still love “you”, despite the fact that you have yet to find your way to his Noodlyness. Do not despair, his appendages are waiting for you, and when you awake from the trance you have been entombed by, he will accept you, naked and un-sauced as you clearly are. Oh…and cheers to all the WONDERFUL comments that followed. Pastafarians are truly gifted.


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