amazing painting

Published October 20th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

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As an artist and a Pastafarian, I deemed it necessary to heed the calling of his noodliness and commence work to bring His glory to the two dimensional surface.

And I have used the principles of composition, of values, of line, and chromas, and I have painted pixels in his image. Blessed be the FSM for giving us the rules of composition!

And I arranged the masses of light and dark, and behold, they pleased His noodly Eye. Blessed be the FSM for creating contrasts in value!

And I cooked spaghetti for visual reference, and rendered His holy form, guided by His Noodly Appendage. And I have consumed the spaghetti, and rejuvenated by this holy communion, I placed the highlights upon his noodles. Blessed be the FSM for creating light and shadow, so that we could see our pasta!

And I placed colours and pirate regalia upon the army of His deciples, and behold, I spent many a day putting details in their midst. Praised be the FSM for showing us the way, for to err is human, but to Arr is Pirate.

R’amen brothers and sisters, may the image of His Noodliness please thy eye.

Pastafarian Miłek aka Ethically Challenged


Huge thanks to Milek … I was blown away when I saw this painting. Click on the picture for the full-resolution version.

55 Responses to “amazing painting”

  1. Bam says:

    this is truly a work of art i would vote to be in every museum ant art house around the globe…great job…ARRRGH!!!!!!


  2. Chris J says:

    Neat painting :)

  3. Ron says:


  4. Frite says:

    Damn, thats very nice, wonderful use of shading and characters. He beat my last year submission by far. I feel like I can reach out and touch the noodly appendage.

  5. Stammers says:

    This is truly awesome. I now have this set as my wallpaper but would love to have a real-life copy. Could you possibly be able to sell it as a poster? as then i can have the almighty FSM watching me constantly. Thank you for this painting Pastafarian Miłek

  6. Timegirl4468 says:

    Wow. That is one awesome picture of His Holyness.

  7. Greg says:

    Holy FSM, Miłek that is indeed awesome! I am more proud then ever to be Polish, now that the world has seen the work of such talented Pastafarian from Poland. May the sauce be with you forever! RAmen & greetings to FSM worshipper around the world.

  8. Misanthropologist says:

    Nice painting.. But I was just wondering, don’t pirates have belly buttons or what’s the deal here?! Are they cloned or something?

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