you are absolutely ridiculous

Published August 7th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

You are absolutely ridiculous and you are making a fool of this world!!!

Spaghetti wasn’t invented till the 12th century dumb-ass..


190 Responses to “you are absolutely ridiculous”

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  1. Alaska Man says:

    I love to see the light, forgivenss and the love that flows from theses ‘Christians’. If your Jesus came down he would plow you all under. Get a sense of humour and leave my brother Pastafarians alone………. sheesh, get a life.

  2. rob j says:

    Spaghetti is type of noodle, and noodle is invented in china, so Marco stole the idea of noodle making and spread it in Europe.

  3. Karl says:

    “Spaghetti wasn’t invented till the 12th century dumb-ass..”

    And Jesus wasn’t invented until the 2’nd. What of it?

  4. nikki kelleway says:

    plase dont be so offensive to my rfeligeon wots wrong wiv the fsm it is a religeon wether you like it or not do you do this to jews or muslims,i didnt think so,i respect each and every religeon for what they r i dont tell you wots wright and wrong i just share my beliefs.

  5. Pack-man says:

    Why do people keep taking this religion more than just a farce?
    It is a fictitious religion made to point out that the “separation of church and state” was clearly being ostracized and thrown out. Many of this people are just skimming across the website and not really seeing that NO ONE is actually believing this and the people that do claim devotion are just razing and provoking the people who are spamming the hatemail with indecent postings. And another thing is that this people keep getting angry over nothing. this religion isn’t hurting anyone. Also spaghetti was not invented as far as history is concerned it was more of a discovery made by Marco Pollo whilst traveling threw china. And as far as the question of when it was actually invented, there is evidence that its existence predates Moses (who predates Jesus [who predates john smith {LOL}])

    cheers – Pack-man

  6. ozdivergt says:

    Oh this thread just cracks me up – but then you see if you’re someone who believes that lava equals hell and billowy white clouds in blue skies equals heaven (and there’s a big bearded fellow listening to the prayers of the weasle toad) – it’s only right that you should be afronted by meatball and tomato sauce, after all what about pesto sauce, cheese and ham sauce – there are many more sauces to choose from you know! PAC-MAN (149) please, don’t be so unkind, you mean it’s NOT real ………… oh, but what will keep the world in order, what about rules and laws, if they’re not written in a book what will I do? How will I know which ones to break? Now you didn’t find mention of spaghetti on TOAST did you in “the book” cos you did mention the name MOSES then (or is he playing for the New York Yankees now? or was it Leeds United!) – and there’s no actual evidence that MOSES actually existed is there – I mean if you bin the fiction (sorry parable – oh same thing – [fable: a short moral story]). Ho di hum ………….. now then, where’s the tin opener. Oops sorry – blasphemy !

  7. Mike Marchetti says:

    The recipe for Spaghetti has existed for eternity, but the 12th century was full of misguided heathens and blasphemers, and He therefore felt the need to save us by sending us His Noodly Appendages to be consumed by Italians and, eventually, the world. Yea, we are His Chosen People. The Noodles are a symbol of His Body, and the Sauce, His Blood. May we worship His Noodlyness forever. May His Noodly Image be forever cherished and enjoyed in only the most proper pirate garb.


  8. Robert says:

    Humans were not invented until after the extinction of dinosaurs, and yet you believe that “God” is a human?

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