you are absolutely ridiculous

Published August 7th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

You are absolutely ridiculous and you are making a fool of this world!!!

Spaghetti wasn’t invented till the 12th century dumb-ass..


190 Responses to “you are absolutely ridiculous”

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  1. christy says:

    Pastafarians know that the FSM in His infinite wisdom blessed us with spaghetti in the 12th century to bring us closer to Him. I give thanks daily that we were given the noodly dish so we could revere Him at our dinner table. On a side note I don’t think it is acceptable for anyone to make fun of, or to dishonor, my God. Were you there at the time of spaghetti creation? No. So how could you possibly know the circumstances surrounding the holy FSM giving his gift of noodles to the world? Only by reading our literature can you be enlightened and know the truth, until then….good day to you.

    I will pray to the FSM that your heart will one day know the truth and that he be kind enough to touch your life with his noodliness.

  2. Davidh Digman says:

    Such a spurious argument.

    After all, was the Blessed FSM invented by humans in the 12th century, or were we lovingly crafted by His Noodly Appendages sometime before then, at around half past 6 in the evening?

  3. Barkingspyder says:

    Actually it was in the 12th century that Marco Polo brought it to Europe from China. Who knows how long they had been enjoying noodley goodness for before that. Anyway just because the FSM wants you to think that’s when it happened doesn’t mean that’s when it actually did. He has mysterious ways don’tcha know.

  4. Jason says:

    Pasta has been around for over 5k years. DONT DOUBT HIS NOODLEY GOODNESS. RAmen.

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