hi i have a few questions about your religion

Published August 2nd, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

are you retarded? what drugs does your church of bullshit use? were you physically abused as a child, because honestly you are a fucking retarded piece for even remotely thinking your big pile of spaghetti created this earth. you all are fucking morons. i hope you all die because your religion is a waste of time and you all are all fucking stupid idiots

colin wilson

203 Responses to “hi i have a few questions about your religion”

  1. Me says:

    We are obviously “retarded […] [on] drugs […] church of bullshite […] physically abused as a child […] fucking retarded piece […] fucking morons […] all fucking stupid idiots.”

    At least he gave us his fullname.

    • ae;fih;iwe says:

      We really need a ‘like’ button here.

      • TheFewTheProudTheMarinara says:

        We used to have one, but then certain “interesting” comments would disappear when they reached a certain level of disapproval.

        • Inge says:

          Just curious: The more religious fervour, the more use of the f***-word and other expressions of nether parts and action thereof in the replies.
          Is this just as in “Don’t think about the pink Elephant!” and people immediately form a mental picture of the huge patchiderm?? Is this because the strict adherents are constantly fixated, because they are not supposed to get any and – if they do – not derive any joy out of it?

          I second a self-help group for the depraved hater.
          Do good deeds in the name of the Cooked and Sieved One.

  2. Graham says:

    The title of the post was very misleading. I was hoping for concerned, logical questions. :(

    • Keith says:

      Yes, only two questions. The rest was taken up by him venting his spleen.

  3. éa says:

    As a person who was physically and mentally abused from a very young age I find this very offensive. But maybe it’s because I’m crazy.

  4. 123445 says:

    Sir, are you religious, because if you are I want some of your drugs because I want to be really religious too.

  5. dfgbagdzgbzfgbs says:

    In January of 2005, the Kansas Board of Education was considering making changes to its science standards. The board proposed that “intelligent design”, the claim that a conscious being created the universe, be presented as an alternative explanation to evolution and that teachers should be required to state that evolution is a theory and not a fact. Bobby Henderson, a 25-year old Oregon University student at the time, noticed that the Board only specified “Intelligent Designer” and not the specific name of any one known deity. This inspired Bobby to protest the proposal by creating the fictional deity named “Flying Spaghetti Monster.” In May of 2005, Henderson posted an open letter to the Kansas school board on his website[2], in which he addressed his opinion that intelligent design was no more valid than the belief that a Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe.

    Here you go motherfuckers, this is the truth about your beliefs. Its fake ang your flying spagetthi monster is bullshit created by a madman

    • SillyKiwiMan says:

      As opposed to other religions created by power-hungry little men to control people?

      Prophet Bobby didn’t “create” His Holy Noodliness, he merely wrote down his words.

    • Rev. Wulff says:

      Congratulations. You just told us something we already knew. Prove that it’s wrong.

    • Captain Birdseye says:

      Fwzyxw… That’s plagiarism! You’ve used the identical Roman words used when your particular god was first invented.
      Just curious how you find the time to offer the same sound advice to the 100,000 other religions? Have you considered a holiday in Haiti, to try your persuasive evangelical style on Voodoo believers?

    • theFewtheProudtheMarinara says:

      The only TRUE method of founding a religion is living alone in a desert until you start having hallucinations. The desert is mandatory; many others hear voices, but they are run-of-the-mill schizophrenics.

      • Rasputin says:

        Dear TFTPTM, I’ve only just seen your message from August 2014. How true that is.

  6. Mrs Montang says:

    How could you not love him? With his big eyes & noodley bits…. I BELIEVE!!!!

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