FSM Prayer

Published August 3rd, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

Truly, this be the way we Pastafarians must busy our hands when we pray.

The more fervent our prayers, the more wiggly must our noodly fingers be.


Bruce and Susan


232 Responses to “FSM Prayer”

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  1. ken says:

    St. James of the coral reef(Buffett) gives further insight: “There were pirates that came to these islands, as well as priests-I hold with the pirates!” What are the rites of canonization? Who glides in the slick of the tentacles? Is there a pastafarian executive who produces strings in HIS image whom we shall call ‘Rope’?
    Must we document two further miracles of Susan of the dangle fingers?

  2. Anthony says:

    see i dont belive in any god but im not saying everthing you say is wrong but u merchandise the hell out of it and thats what makes it so stupied and plus you belive 1 dudes word about everything and what is with the bloody dead fish and im not saying pirates aint cool im a pirate on halo ,you can comont on me all you want (//_T)

  3. don says:

    eye head too halve a turd greater two trenslade tur whiting bee cause eye amn knot god ate splelink. tannks fer de posits Aunt Horny

  4. Drained and Washed Clean says:


    Another in a long line of people who refuse to read the About section and don’t know the definition of satire. When you get done reading all the information necessary to understand who we are and what we stand for you may change your mind about us… Seeing as how most of us agree with you that there is no invisible sky daddy.

    In Peace and Sauciness,

  5. Timotheus says:

    Mocking religion is really not a good idea. First off, you all know you are wrong and secondly, you will have to explain yourselves…and it won’t be to a bowl of spaghetti.

  6. Bruce (of Bruce and Susan) says:

    Anthony–look up the meaning of the following words in a “dictionary”:
    Also, look up most of your other words before you post again.
    Thank “u”.

  7. Al Dentay says:

    Theologically speaking, I’m agnostic on the meatball interpretation.

    Surely His Noodliness must be at least a Trinity, a Godhead who manifests in three forms, and where others see meatballs, I see alternative expressions of His Farinaceous Self, namely a Bun and a round of Toast. I conclude, therefore, that our Farinaceous Father, by whom we are leavened, is indeed, The Pasta, Bun and the Holy Toast.

    My apologies if my interpretation gives offence, I am but a humble novitiate.

  8. Bruce (of Bruce and Susan) says:

    You better keep believing in Santa, Timotheus, or He won’t bring you any presents!
    Grow up, grow a brain, and stop living in fear.

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