FSM Prayer

Published August 3rd, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

Truly, this be the way we Pastafarians must busy our hands when we pray.

The more fervent our prayers, the more wiggly must our noodly fingers be.


Bruce and Susan


232 Responses to “FSM Prayer”

  1. Gerard says:

    I’m left handed so it’s more natural for me to put my right thumb on top. Am I going to Pastafarian hell for that? Because I’ve been to Vegas and I don’t wanna go back!

  2. Yarr Matey says:

    I love it!!

  3. Sam says:

    Absolute genius.

  4. Lady Killigrew says:

    I would love to see some FSM car flags and banners available for purchase. RAmen

  5. PirateOnPtree says:

    I finally know what tattoo I’ll get! I’ll get meatballs tattooed on the side of my hands and eyes on the back of my thumbs to further resemble His Noodlyness!

    Praise be to the Noodly Lord!
    May His carbohydrate-based will be done!

  6. pastatsap says:

    We pastafairians have been using a similar gesture to wave to each other. The hands are crossed with thumbs up but not linked, and fingers wiggling wildly.


  7. ArthurDental says:

    // Which hand should be forward? //
    I believe FSM has revealed the answer to us through the Universe. It’s been known for awhile now that parity is an intrinsic property of the universe and that its chirality favors left-handedness. Even proteins are naturally left-handed. Therefore, it is blasphemous to promote right-hand-led prayers.

    // The FSM does not listen to prayers. It says so in the scripture we call the Gospel.
    He might or might not hear our prayers, therefore we should try to do it ourselves. //
    You’re contradicting yourself. If He may or may not hear our prayers, then he sometimes does listen to them. Consequently, all prayers are not futile.

    Now, any more questions?

    In service of my meatballs,

  8. ArthurDental says:

    Sorry, I meant parity is NOT a property of the universe.

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