FSM Prayer

Published August 3rd, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

Truly, this be the way we Pastafarians must busy our hands when we pray.

The more fervent our prayers, the more wiggly must our noodly fingers be.


Bruce and Susan


232 Responses to “FSM Prayer”

  1. Captain Headwound says:

    No offense, but I think that looks more like something a Cthulhu cultist would do, not a respectable member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. And to Impossibly Stupid, I believe you should put your non-dominant thumb forward, so as to allow the Great Noodly one to strengthen it.

  2. Possum Hunter says:

    Excellent, you just need to be holding two meatballs in the palm of your hands :)

  3. Rooturaj says:

    I think you should let the follower free to choose which thumb should be forward. The FSM did not force anything on us. So we should not do it either.

  4. Kat says:

    Impossibly Stupid- Your question matches your name, for verily I say unto you that it is with the LEFT thumb forward! Thus it has been revealed in the photograph, nitwit! Any right thumb forward blasphemers will be summarily shot on sight.


  5. Holly F. says:

    You two are sooooo good!!! Love it!

  6. Isak lindhé says:

    as you wish oh great prophet! *kneels* RAmen!

  7. Finnish Pastafarian says:


  8. Lascivious says:

    Genius, simply genius!!!!!

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