FSM Prayer

Published August 3rd, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

Truly, this be the way we Pastafarians must busy our hands when we pray.

The more fervent our prayers, the more wiggly must our noodly fingers be.


Bruce and Susan


229 Responses to “FSM Prayer”

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  1. Eliza says:

    If I want to follow the FSM, does that make me a meatball?

    • Rasputin says:

      Dear Eliza, it verifies that you’re wise and noodly. Think of Yoda covered with three different sauces and wearing clothes made of pasta. That’s you. But in a nice way.

  2. Pete56 says:

    A FLOATING Spaghetti Monster

    • Rasputin says:


  3. nathan says:

    is it really possible for me to be a minister of the FSM church for only 25 dollars

    • bruceo says:

      Twenty five dollars—AND YOUR SOUL!

      • Canoodle says:

        Dear bruceo, this is totally untrue. We pastafarians listen to a wide variety of music.

        • Rasputin says:

          Dear Nathan, you can pay more than $25 if you want.

  4. Jonathan says:

    does it make me lowkey thicc asf’

    • max says:

      no .

      • max says:

        only if u pay with 25% of your soul

    • bruceo says:

      Once you become a TRUE lowkey thicc asf’ your benefits increase.

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