i feel bad for the people who have been brainwashed

Published July 17th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

OH MY FUCKING GOD! THIS IS SO FUNNY! Seriously, I feel bad for the people who have been brainwashed to believe in this bullshit! Come on! I’m not gonna have a 10 pages long document telling that this religion is bullshit (just as all other religions), but come on! Spaghetti is invented by humans! A fucking flyinh spaghetti monster! Just think about it for a second… A flying spaghetti monster. Do you know why this stupid religion was made? Because some guys wanted to show the world how easy it is to brainwash idiots. When it was published, the brainwashed people refused to accept it, and kept on believing in a fucking, flying spaghetti monster! Oh my god! And ofcourse the amount of pirates is sinking! THEY ARE BEING KILLED! And ofcourse the temperature is rising! WE ARE ON THE TOP OF A TEMPERATURE CURVE, and in about 100 years, the temperature will start to sink again. But there will still be as many “pirates”. This is all so fucking bullshit. Come on. In one million years from now, some students making a cult for fun is gonna say that the world was made 100 years ago or something similar to this shit. But come on. We are alive now, aren’t we? But in a thousand years (or 50) this religion will be forgotten, and people will start believing in other stupid religions, such as “The Farting Chocolate Dude”. And come on. Muslims and christians believe so much in god and stuff that they would kill themselves for their “gods”. But you know that those religions are bullshit. They know that the flying spaghetti monster is bullshit. Ok, now I’m gonna guess that your name is “Mark” and now let’s pretend “Mark” is the person reading this. Mark first believes in god, and he believes so much in it that he would kill himself for god and jesus. Then somebody makes him believe in Allah and all that bullshit. Now Mark knows that Islam is true, and he would kill himself for allah. Then he is brainwashed to believe in the flying spaghetti monster. Now he knows that god, jesus and allah is bullshit, and now he knows that the flying spaghetti monster is real. COME ON! It’s not like whatever religion you believe in is the one that is right about it all. It’s not like first, god and jesus exists in some heaven, then you change religion, now god and jesus doesn’t exist anymore, now the flying spaghetti monster / the farting chocolate dude is real.

Come on. It is all in your brains. You have been listening to masters in brainwashing for a long time and now you actually believe in something as stupid as a dinner invented by humans for not long ago made the fucking universe. A dinner. With meat and spice on. Come on dudes. What the fuck?

Think again


338 Responses to “i feel bad for the people who have been brainwashed”

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  1. plumberbob says:

    @ 241 – Drained and Washed Clean -,

    Thank you. I realized after posting that you’re probably right, and that Steve is probably on our side. I found his post at least a bit ambiguous, and I tried to use only teaching tools, and not attack or put-down tools in my attempt to flush-out his meaning.

    As you know, I too like to attack with the edge of the verbal sword when the idiocy is clearly demonstrated. Happy new year, and may the sauce be with you.

    “Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful.” -Seneca (Roman philosopher, mid-1st century CE)

    “Question with boldness even the existence of God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason than that of blindfolded fear” – Thomas Jefferson


  2. plumberbob says:

    @ 247 – ithink3 -,

    Your post is rambling, to say the very least. It’s hard to either praise or challenge the ideas presented. Please apply the rules given in your advanced composition class and re-post something besides your initial draft so that we can work on it.

    This grading is easy for you; if D&WC decides to check it , it’ll be shredded.

    Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. Ideas must be distinct before reason can act upon them
    — Thomas Jefferson


  3. ithink43 says:

    You cannot know too much, even if it could be another conspiracy theory. it ‘s hard to weed out the rights from the wrongs
    You are formed to ignore this information which is in order to prevent you from realising the “harmful” thruth. They do that to keep you clueless. Why would they want a society that would object the actions they’re doing? That’s why you get brainwashed.
    Quote “We don’t need a society of thinkers, we need a society of workers”
    It’s up to you to decide but let me ask? whats the rate of you achieving success in life if your ego is as messed up as much as the majority of the population is.
    What’s the rate of people achieving success while understanding the system? 99%
    The thing is not many of the people understand it, or use it. I will not quote any more pathetic president’s quotes.
    There’s no reason you have to believe me.
    But is there a reason you believe the rulers? Give me a reasonable answer if you can.

  4. GMC says:

    I just don’t know what to make of Magnus. He’s either the most gullible, incoherent loon I’ve come across or one of the best spoofers around. The only clues among his rambling, contradictory ravings are his references to pirates, temperature curve, and, of course (or is that “ofcourse”?), the FCD. That seems to show some wit and a touch of irony. But maybe I’m giving him too much credit.
    Submitted for your approval.

  5. danfanclub says:

    Agreed GMC– this is my favorite mail so far! Marcus put sooooo much thought into it, wrote out this huge argument, and came to the same conclusion of the founder of the FSM. It’s like some fucked up MC escher drawing; when he creates a website for the “Farting Chocolate Dude” (FCD) as a satire to THIS website, then the irony will be deep indeed.
    wait.. now this is really bumming me out…
    then we can have schools teaching 1/4 ID, 1/4 FSM, 1/4 FCD, and 1/4 science.

    • stevedave says:

      You’re all a bunch of brainwashed sheep! The Farting Chocolate Dude is the true Creator! I, and other Dudists, are extremely offended at your mocking, and blaspheming He Who Dealt It. Repent! And maybe, if He feels merciful, He will not visit the Silent Death upon you!

  6. La Sagna says:

    it’s not hard to see where sasha cohen (borat) got his inspiration, or why, for that matter, he choses to paradise america.

    you’ve got to love it.

  7. or-or says:

    Thanks guy’s, jullie geven me wat (meer)! Is het moed als ik mij anders noem? Dit zou ik…

  8. Not so hairless Ape says:

    So Magnus gets the joke? Or no?

    The Crazy seems strong in this one

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