You know spagetti pasta was not created till the 12th century

Published June 29th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

You know spagetti pasta was not created till the 12th century on a wooden press. are you saying the world is only 900 years old. If so then the dinosor bones are all fakes and ther primates are almost family

-david



142 Responses to “You know spagetti pasta was not created till the 12th century”

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  1. OckhamsRazor says:

    Onward Pasta Pirates
    Marching off to sup
    Beer ‘canos and strippers
    Await when we go “up.”

    At the sign of triumph
    Xtian forces flee
    On then Pasta Pirates
    On to Victory!

    Onward then ye people
    Join our happy throng
    Blend with yours our voices
    In our victory song

    Glory, laud, and honor
    The Flying Pasta King
    This through countless ages
    Midgets and strippers sing!

    Onward Pasta Pirates
    Marching off to sup
    Beer ‘canos and strippers
    Await when we go “up.”

  2. readthesite says:

    before you start sending in hate mail, please read what the website is about. yes, THE WHOLE POINT of this site is to create a FAKE RELIGION in which no one truly believes. personally, i am not sure how i feel about religion, but i believe that when we try to teach things in a science class for which there is no scientific backing, people are entitled to be frustrated. this website is an outlet for that frustration by showing trying to show a hugely ridiculous exaggeration of what teaching bible in a non-religious school’s science class is like. so i’m not going to go ape on you, but please try to understand what you’re hating on before you do it publicly.

  3. Darion says:

    Hasen’t this stupid spaghetti religion joke gone on long enough? It’s not true or funny. It’s just annoying. I hope you ”pastafarians” aren’t actually stupid enough to believe this crap…

  4. James says:

    Wow,

    I’m aware of human stupidity but this is ridiculous. People should learn to put down the Bible and stop quoting it for everything. Remember that Shakespeare quote “There are more things in this heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamed of in your philosophy”.

    And people… LEARN TO SPELL for pete’s sake. And learn grammar as well.

    All praise FSM!

    James

  5. hotclaws says:

    Dear Darian it is both true and funny,but sadly,you are not.
    May the Sauce be with you.

  6. darstar says:

    @51

    Hasn’t this stupid jeezus religion joke gone on long enough? It’s not true or funny. It’s just annoying. I hope you “jeezus freaks” aren’t actually stupid enough to believe this crap…

    RAmen!

  7. Bagelsauce says:

    I’m impressed. We’ve gotten 2 trolls already within our own hate mail replies. It’s too bad those weren’t individual hate mails, because we seem to be running low on those over the past few days.

  8. theFewtheProudtheMarinara says:

    NOW you’re getting it, David!
    Had you taken the time to find out what this site is all about, you’d find it’s a satire on
    Intelligent Design. Then research the Creationist Museum in Kentucky, where there are
    displays of children playing with dinosaurs, since the earth is less than 10,000 years old.
    Maybe then you’ll find out where Bobby and the Pastafarians are coming from.
    Naaah! Sounds like too much work to use your brain, doesn’t it? Just keep believing
    what the man in the pulpit tells you.

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