fsm is a way for him to make money

Published June 21st, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

fsm is a way for him to make money all the things you see is just coincidense burn in hell im having spagetti for dinner suck on that


104 Responses to “fsm is a way for him to make money”

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  1. StJason says:

    Dear bob.

    Could you try again? This time in English? I’m going to guess what you were saying, though it was so unintelligeable that I could be wrong.

    >fsm is a way for him to make money

    What? You mean like this?

    Or this?

    Or this?

    >all the things you see is just coincidense

    Ugh.. Coincidence, eh? Like this?

    Or these?

    >burn in hell

    …and you enjoy the domestic beer and ugly strippers!

    >im having spagetti for dinner suck on that

    Suck on your spaghetti? Are you asking us to dinner? ARE YOU HITTING ON US?!? Do you often go to random forums and proposition anonymous strangers? You are lucky that our religion pretty much doesn’t care what you do in the bedroom, unlike some others I could mention…

  2. Jochem Atteveld says:

    Fsm is a way for WHO to make money? How do you know our evidence is coincidence and christian evidence isn’t? There is no hell. So am I, enjoy it. I prefer to eat it with a fork, but if you like sucking your spagghetti, be my guest. Also, learn to use Capitols and periods.

  3. Ubi Dubium says:

    “fsm is a way for him to make money”
    And that’s different from any other church how?

    “all the things you see is just coincidense”
    Yes, I agree. Including all the things other churches claim are evidence of god.

    “burn in hell”
    Sorry, hell is just like heaven, except the beer is stale and the strippers have STD’s. Not so bad, actually.

    “im having spagetti for dinner suck on that”
    Good for you! Now give us a “Yarrgh!” and you’re on your way!

  4. railfun says:

    1.) Periods are your friends.
    2.) ThingS ARE, A thing IS.
    3.) We don’t believe in your hell.
    4.) Spaghetti for dinner is a good thing, not bad.
    5.) You cannot suck on words, and even if you could, we wouldn’t.

    As for the rest, I won’t even bother.

    • Matt Hatter says:

      I might suck on words, if that were possible. I’m sure there’s a few words out there that would, at the least, be worth trying out to see if they were fun to suck on. Tit is an obvious choice (for me, at least) of a word I would try sucking at least once. Another word that intrigues me with is succulent potential is ‘ooze.’ I think its the roundness of the double ‘o’s. And I think I would have to put the word ‘Freud” in my mouth just once, just to see how slippery it might be.

      • Keith says:

        I used to have a poetry book with some wonderful ideophones in it such as oboe and galoshes. I don’t know if I still have it but it was a delight to read them out slowly and clearly.

  5. galderon says:

    Two words: Punctuation and capitalization. Proper use of each is important if you want to be taken seriously.

  6. Jerbones says:


    I am not sure what exactly your trying to say here. I feel as if you typed this as you were passing out this morning. Have a great spaghetti dinner. Don’t oversleep or you will miss Zombie church.


  7. Jen says:

    I believe it is proper to “slurp” not “suck” spaghetti noodles.

  8. John says:

    Oh the of little faith. I would like to bear witness to the Flying Spaghetti Monster he is the truth and the light.
    He appeared to me in a dream after a long night of drinking.
    Follow his voice to the bar and have one for me,
    I declare my life to the Flying Spaghetti Monster he is the truth.

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