impressions in the sand

Published May 5th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson



I recently learned of the FSM but didn’t take it seriously, as I thought it was intended to mock Christianity….but then, as if by the power of Marinara, I came across this undeniable evidence while on a road trip to Las Vegas. I was on I-80 near Reno, NV when I found these impressions left in the sand. There can be no other explanation.

– Duke
Alexandria, MN

21 Responses to “impressions in the sand”

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  1. Brother Rum says:

    His noodly greatness obviously laid there to rest in the sun for a bit after creating the mountains in the background! You have been blessed by this irrefutable proof brother!


  2. Belgaer says:

    On the way to Vegas is one of the BEST places to see his noodlyness.


  3. Yarr Matey says:

    All hail His Noodlyness! Truly you have been touched to witness The Noodly Master laying out for a tan :)


  4. Pirate Queen L says:

    Road to Demascus, road to shemascus. Vegas baby!

  5. Pik says:

    that is so beautiful,,,,It brought a smile into my soul…


  6. Me says:

    His Noodlyness hath obviously deemed Vegas as a holy site that should hereby be worshipped (and therefore visited more often ;) !!
    BTW I agree with Yarr Matey in that the FSM would not want to be seen with all of the minor gods (Santa, etc.) with pasty white chicken appendages…

  7. Sean Boyd says:

    Good call, Pirate Queen L. Duke’s story does have a Saul-to-Paul feel to it. Duke ’twas blind, but now he sees! RAmen.

  8. lilwench says:

    His Marinara-Drenched Meatballs are hanging low near Reno! Who can deny this evidence!


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