How can you know God is a FSM

Published April 15th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

How can you know that God is a F.S.M. if he is invisible? If he is invisible how can you see him?

What is said on this website, in your books and amongst yourselves doesn’t change what the Bible and the real word of God says. Gods word is like gravity, just because people don’t believe in it doesn’t mean it’s not true and doesn’t mean there aren’t consequences to jumping off of a cliff. Someone can easily say “I don’t believe in gravity because I can’t see it, etc..because it’s an old belief….” but that doesn’t change the fact that it is there. This is like Gods laws for all of humanity.

Have any of you ever seen your own brain? Does that mean that it isn’t there? Have any of you ever seen your heart? Does that mean that it isn’t inside your body still beating? Have any of you ever seen your soul? Does that meen that it isn’t there?

The fact is that we do have souls and I heard it put this way “If God did not exist than man would create one” and this is what has been done with the F.S.M. group. You have created a God and the Bible calls this idol worship. Often times groups in the Bible would create an idol to worship because they couldn’t see or hear or touch God.

God’s fingerprints are on all of creation and more and more scientists and peole are recognizing this alike. Antony Flew, one of the worlds most famous atheists has recently said that there is a God and one who is intelligent. The Bible does say clearly that man was created in his image (Genisis 1:27) so we know that God is not a flying spaghetti monster.

On another note, God’s word was written because He loves us and showed his unending love for us through his son Jesus Christs death on the cross and ultimatley, His resurrection from the grave. Romans 10:9 says that “If you declare with your mouth that Jesus is Lord, and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.” Salvation comes through Jesus Christ and Jesus Christ alone (John 14:6).

I would recommend that anyone who is a follower of this group to read not only the Bible but a series of books from a former atheist called “The Case for Christ” and “the Case for Creator” and from there you can draw your own conclusions. If you are truly seeking for answers in life than I would encourage all of you to search for those answers and don’t just give up by creating your own religion/idol.

Romans 3:23 says that “all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God”. That means you, me and everyone else in the entire world.

Think about it, if all the people in the world were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and the ship was going down and there were no lifeboats, everyone would need a Savior no matter how hard they tried to save themselves. That savior is Jesus Christ. Every other religion in the world is saved through works and Christianity is the only one where we are saved by our faith alone. Once a person proclaims that Jeesus is Lord it is up to that person to live his/her life for Him.

I hope that this has been some help to all of you.


473 Responses to “How can you know God is a FSM”

  1. George Heftler says:

    This is possibly the dumbest hate mail I’ve. This is because while it may seem like a moderately well put together response, the content is ridiculous. Their case for a soul is asking if we’ve never seen our heart or brain, how do we know it’s there? I.E, how do we know the soul ISN’T there? Well, you dumbass, I may have never seen MY brain or heart, but I have seen others. In fact, most people have seen others. Do doctors, the closest to miracle workers we have, ever operate on a soul? I for one have never heard of that. But you hear of heart and brain surgery all the time. If you are going to try and go up against the FSM, please, PLEASE read what you write, and then say it to yourself. You look foolish when you write things like that. Ramen.

  2. theFewtheProudtheMarinara says:

    Ryan (#432) – and witches. Don’t forget the Buybull commands you to stone witches.

    CD – You quoted the name “Jesus” a half-dozen times. His name was something more like “Yeshua Bar Yosef”. Goes to show you how accurate your Bible is. Couldn’t even keep the main character’s name straight.

  3. pinataheart says:

    Pebble (#429): “All animals are doomed to a damned life in hell, aren’t they? (I must confess, this was probably the only part in Church where I ignored when looking for evidence of God not existing.) Even, if they are the gentlest of all creatures, the kindest of all souls, they are to be tortured for all of eternity. Where is the sanity in that? Everyone is always going on and on about animal abuse (which I am against as well, mind you) but, whenever they do die, they are tortured forever more. Where’s the sense in that? (And donot go and say that “You’ll end up down there too!”) And, please, Nicole, before you go on with soul crap, your religion states that animals have no souls, for they are not worthy. Only humans are, correct? Well, think about this. How are we more important that other animals? (Yes, humans are animals. We are mamals, aren’t we not? So we are animals. Case closed.) Because we are the dominant species? Well, we are killing our planet being dominant, and killing the other species along with us. Think of the poor polar bears, and how much pestacides we put into the air. The ice they live on is melting, and they die quicker. A terrible life, leading to a much more terrible afterlife, thats how you’d like to believe it, isn’t it? How is that not abusing the animals, even if it isn’t direct?”

    -Actually, there is no place in the Christian bible that I have seen it say anything about the afterlife of animals, whether they have souls or not. (Though some may be able to argue FOR animals having souls from the bible by basing off of a verse that says something about all things that have breath needing to/going to or something like that cry out from their very souls.). So she could very well believe that animals, being innocent, all go to Heaven. (which is actually a common belief among the Christians in my area. These country folks love their animals.)
    But I have heard that the majority of Catholic denominated Christians believe that animals have no souls. It is a debate which these Christians don’t even have doctrine to argue with eachother. It is really funny. They consider their bible as evidence, but in these arguments they don’t even have what they consider to be evidence. Funny, but sad, considering the low standard of evidence they feel they require.

  4. Keith says:

    “Have any of you ever seen your own brain? Does that mean that it isn’t there? Have any of you ever seen your heart? Does that mean that it isn’t inside your body still beating? ”

    I have seen images of my brain and my heart on X-Ray film. The only photographs I have seen of any gods are of representations made by the hand of man. Score 1 for X-Rays, nil for gpd.

  5. Bowa says:

    You say that we are created in God’s image. Meaning, god has a penis. What does he use it for??
    just wondering :P

  6. The Prophet says:

    Lol your evidence stands on a fallacious book. It’s a frikin ancient hate filled book, if anything we should burn it. It encourages unethical, intolerate, and unacceptable worldviews and perspectives. It had murder, sacrifice, genocide, and some sex scandal. A virgin can’t give birth. How stupid were these people… Let’s go to the basics. Sperm+egg=zygote. zygotes are the fertilized eggs which turn into babies. Sperm has to come from males through the process of sex. Once you have sex you’re not a virgin. So Mary had an affair commited fornication and jesus, the prophet of the christian faith, is a bastard child which makes him sinful. I knew people didn’t know much about anatomy back then, but couldn’t they put two and two together.

  7. bungo says:

    i say Argentina might win the world cup this year. they are a pretty strong team! i still have a couple of cans of beer in the fridge too, but it may have expired about 3 weeks ago. if we chill it, no one would notice… i hope. perhaps i should make a pot of tea. yes. that sounds brilliant.

    what were discussing about again?

  8. Pasta Beard says:

    You realize that you asked us that us how we can know if FSM is there because he’s invisible then went on to argue that you don’t have to see to believe. Thanks for not making me dos lightly more work. Now go repent to the FSm for your unfaithul behavior.

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