Published April 24th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

I am a 11 year old who accidently found your website. I can’t bellieve why you would do that. I really don’t like you. My younger brother almost found your site, I h-a-t-e you.

229 Responses to “h-a-t-e”

  1. Gnomey says:

    Hrm… almost found the site? Well, you should remedy that. Think of it as your part in His Noodly Plan.

    Glad to see our youth is still full of hate, like the good ol’ days.

  2. Aesi says:

    Do what? I’ll forgive you for being so young, as well as having somewhat better typing skills than those of most hate-mailers/christians, but you should really read up on something called satire. That’s s-a-t-i-r-e, by the way.

  3. Plague Chicken says:

    Why hate? Are you a Zombie lover? If so, your book says not to judge.
    If you aren’t then why are you hateful? Do you dislike pasta?
    No reason to hate over that, unless your parents were enslaved by a race of extra-terrestrial intelligent noodle beings. Even then, no reason to hate Bobby.

    Work on that logic.


  4. galderon says:

    I’m sure glad my beliefs aren’t so fragile that accidentally finding sites with opposing viewpoints doesn’t shake me to my core.

    • Kakistos says:

      a young mind is a malleable one. its one of the reasons senseless religions take so deep a root regardless of how ludicrous they are. children are about the only example of what is truly open minded. a completely blank slate. unfortunately that blank slate also means they don’t have the experience to be discerning about what is probably true and what is probably a bunch of made up fairy tales to make a bunch of idiots feel better about their own fear of death.

  5. Amelia says:

    I h-e-a-r-t letters like this.

  6. Gummihu says:

    Isn’t the general rule that when you see a eleven year old girl on the internet it is always a twenty-something virgin man?

    • Kakistos says:

      that 18 year old girls. when its 11 year old girls its always 43 year old FBI agents.

  7. I Drive a YAR-is says:

    Good thing your little brother didn’t see this site, might have given him nightmares. Make sure he reads the Bible tonight, may I suggest the Old Testament. Reading about how merciful and loving God was to women and children should keep him from having nightmares.

    • Matt Hatter says:

      Psalm 137:1-9. That one makes for a great lullaby.

  8. King_Fluffs says:

    Tell her to screw off Lol

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