Touched cactcus

Published February 22nd, 2009 by Bobby Henderson


Seemingly overnight, my cactus sprouted three new appendages.

This happened shortly after finding out about the Gospel. Weird, huh?

This cactus has remained the same for over 10 years until now.


14 Responses to “Touched cactcus”

  1. detcader says:

    That’s actually really freaking weird

    And really freaking awesome

  2. Ernie B. says:

    Wow, FSM really wants to touch you with his noodly appendages (or cactus appendages)?

  3. Iron Mike says:

    The miracles never cease. How could anyone deny Him?


  4. Madelene says:

    That is one twisted (and touched) cactus.
    I guess FSM really wants you to be part of his church.
    You should be honored.

    Either that, or he has taken a recent liking to cacti. Hmmm…….

  5. eardrum says:

    yup, photoshop’ll do that to people. theres a website called 1000words you should submit this to.

  6. Halibut Pirate says:

    We are all His Lordship’s creatures, and cacti are no exception. Even so, I’d much rather receive a touch with a Noodly Appendage than a Thorny Appendage!

  7. VinZ says:

    A miracle!!!!!!!!

    Can we flock to your place and worship it? Promise we won’t touch!

    Hail the FSM!

  8. Doctor of Pastdivinity says:

    This kind of phenomena are unexplained both by Evolution and Intelligent Design. Only Unintelligent Design such as FSM theory can explain them.

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