Have you ever read what you have written?

Published February 2nd, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

Have you ever read what you have written? If you have, RE-read it. Your so-called scientific evidence of this “FSM” is that he secretly changes the outcome of scientists results of the age of the earth with his noodely appendage- where’s the evidence? We are supposed to go off your evidence with a simple, “he’s invisible, he can walk through walls, and he is there to change a scientist’s answers with his flying spaghetti monster super powers?”

Seriously, that’s right, I’m being SERIOUS, PIRATES?! Of course the number of pirates has gone down over the years, people evolve and the age changes. People can go the supermarket to get food instead of pillaging villages to steal their food and money. We have jobs now. There is no need for pirates. Saying that the reason the earth is heating is because the number of PIRATES has gone down is like a Christian saying that hell is filling with too many souls, which means that it’s getting hotter and over heating the earth. Nothing against Christians-, i am one, but it would sound ridiculous even for one to say that.

Re-read your evidence and see if you can find some legitimate information, instead of feeding empty lies to people. It is simple logic. Use the common sense you were born with. Back up your theories with substantial evidence! Do not just say something you invented off the top of your head. God made us in his image. Are we made to look like spaghetti? Think about it. Use LOGIC. It is as simple as that. Think. You do not have to be a genius to see stupidity when it is right in front of you. I just want you to think about it and see reason and logic. People make noodles and meatballs and spaghetti sauce out of flour and COWS and tomatoes. Who made the ingredients to make your god? I just encourage you to use common sense and think about the fact that you are worshipping a meal.


358 Responses to “Have you ever read what you have written?”

  1. Wench Melody (UK) says:

    … sigh …

    Another one who can’t/won’t read the open letter or the About tab, and has no concept of parody or satire or humour.

    … sigh …

    It strikes me as particularly ironic that she says we have evolved.

    … sigh …

    Pastafarians, is there no hope for these earnest, possibly well-meaning, but essentially very, very dim specimens?

    It makes me sad. What a waste. :-(


  2. Bruce says:

    My irony meter just broke.

  3. StJason says:

    Hey, Rebecca? Listen carefully for a second. Do you hear that weird thumping noise? It’s me, hitting my head on my desk. The irony is that strong.


    I could go into the logic and reason you spout. About how PEOPLE not Deities build churches and write (and translate, and edit, and revise…) bibles and other holy books. But I wont. It’s a waste of electrons.

  4. Techskeptic says:

    We are supposed to go off your evidence with a simple, “he’s invisible, he can walk through walls, and he is there to change a scientist’s answers with his flying spaghetti monster super powers?….
    …God made us in his image….

    Wow. Talk about cognitive dissonance.

  5. Keyser Soze says:

    Use logic. that’s the point. which logic and/or evidence do you use to say that god made us upon his image? eh? eh? eh?
    By the way, meatballs can also be done with pig or poultry meat.
    Kisses kisses
    PS: did someone ever explain you the concept of ‘satire’? Rent some old MArx Brothers’ film. They were good at that.

  6. Kimberly Farfalle says:

    You may be one the least logical people I’ve come across. Where is YOUR deductive reasoning? Please, girl, re-read our website and hopefully you will be enlightened.

  7. Arizonan says:

    Have you ever read what we call a dictionary?

    Look up satire, sarcasm, and humor. Then get over yourself.

  8. Ernesto Tantao says:

    WOW, a christian talking about evidence? How far down have we come? lol
    Can i get a RAmen?

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