Cuss me out, I could care less

Published January 1st, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

Cuss me out, I could care less. But what you are saying really ticks me off. I believe in someone bigger than anyone could imagine. And trust me, I KNOW He is real. I truly think this “Flying Spaghetti Monster” is a horrible sad joke, something a 4 year old would joke about. This “Bobby” guy needs to get a life, really.

Can this…’FSM’ can give you everlasting life? I think NOT!! I will be praying for you all ( you *really* need it)

196 Responses to “Cuss me out, I could care less”

  1. Joe Wilson says:

    If you understood the actual idea of god, you might have gleaned that it is not a “someone.” God is supposed to be the embodiment of te creative force, the thing that makes every person different. The best definition I have heard for God is “is-ness.”

    God tells Moses to go to the people and call God by the name “I am.” I wouldn’t believe in a thing that was afraid to tell it’s followers its name.

  2. I'll call myself... says:

    How can you prove that your God is real? I notice that all the people who can verify this are dead.

  3. Garrick McElroy says:

    Listen, I notice that you started out your hate-mail, “Cuss me out. I don’t care.” I’ve never ACTUALLY seen a Pastafarian really cuss someone out on here. Only Christians do that.

  4. Garrick McElroy says:

    It seems you have us confused with your Christian pals. We try not to curse people out. We’re good people.

    Here’s to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you,

    If you have any questions about or just want to discuss the FSM, you can reach me at [email protected]

  5. Garrick McElroy says:

    Didn’t notice, I already said that, disregard my last post. Lulz…

  6. JerseyStrong says:

    Har har… christians are funny. word.


  7. Ode to a Grasshopper says:

    Everlasting life huh? I’m pretty sure Christians die too ya know. But please feel free to prove me wrong and show me a still-living Christian who’s reached, say, 200.
    As for life after death, the FSM promises that too, with beer and strippers.

  8. Jack Shephard says:

    See how much your so called “Knowing” pays off when you die!!!

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