ironic hipster god

Published December 10th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

You’re all fucking retarded. You think your cool with your irnonic hipster FSM god? You fucktards are just as bad as christians, spouting off the same meme dripples as everyone else. Goddamn you people wouldnt know an original thought if it crawled into your room at night and fondled you while telling you how much it loved you.

207 Responses to “ironic hipster god”

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  1. jordan says:

    So ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm. I’m a christian? Thanks for mocking my religion as well as the pastafarians.
    I don’t see anything wrong with this sight, at all. It’s hilarious, it’s entertaining, and it begs the fact that you haven’t talked to God, you don’t know jack shit about him. Maybe the Lord IS a flying spaghetti monster. By the time you find out, you won’t be able to tell anyone else, so climb off of your high horse and take a flying leap please and thanks.
    You think YOU’RE cool because you posted some hatemail anonymously? Yeah, you’ve got a nice set of balls yourself. Say again, WHEN excatly did you lose them?
    BY THE WAY: do you realize how much hatemail this sight gets per day? Really original on your part to post some more!
    Thanks for being an idiot, and asshole, and the most unoriginal person here. Have a nice day being lame :D

  2. Michael Riley says:

    aaaksaasfgbxvnc sdbgwruigfkvvnmxccgrsgpourwgbfkvlajfsvcnmv bjegbirulgklsalncbn!#%$

    I’m sorry that was like, the best thing I’ve ever typed on this forum, but I was getting fondled in the most pleasurable way and couldn’t type properly, my bad.

  3. Pirate_Ed says:

    Sound like some “daddys-love” issues to me.

  4. Advantageous Mongoose says:

    Signing yourself ‘-anonymous420’ isn’t exactly the hallmark of original thinking is it?

    Although why someone who is signing themselves as ‘anonymous’ also feels the need to distinguish themselves with the number 420 is a little odd.

  5. ObscurePasta says:

    @ 161, I was beginning to think no tolerant Christians had ever found this site, also if God exists and actually turns out to be made of pasta, that’d be the most lul-worthy thing ever…
    @164, Shush, hes just following the hate mail hipster meme…
    @anonymous420, stop following memes, develop a sense of humour and come back when you have done this

  6. Spaghetti Western says:

    jordan You wouldn’t happen to be human, female, and unmarried would you………. 25 years trying to find a christian with a sense of humour like mine, and a belief and tolerance has been pretty lonely.


    Praise God……
    There are athiests as stupid as some of the fundies that have showed up.

  7. ponedonkey says:

    just thought I would put this out there.
    Rules 1&2.
    GTFO and go back to 420chan.

  8. Austin says:

    “Goddamn you people wouldnt know an original thought if it crawled into your room at night and fondled you while telling you how much it loved you.”

    Anyone else think that this description was a little TOO detailed? Oedipus complex?

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