FSM Holiday Gift Guide

Published December 8th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson


Here are some gift ideas for your Pastafarian family and friends (and conversion targets). As always, all proceeds go to further the Cause.

T-Shirts, Mugs, Stickers, and Posters from the Official FSM Store:

Just one of many styles available.

FSM and Pirate-Fish car emblems from Ring of Fire:

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The Gospel:


8 Responses to “FSM Holiday Gift Guide”

  1. Zinc Alloy says:

    Praise His Noodly Goodness.

    Let me share a funny moment with you all.

    My 6 year old son came home from (non religious)school last week and said a couple of teachers had told him Jesus created the world. Now we live in England so this is less expected than for my American brothers and sisters.

    Anyway, I had already explained to him about the various myths of religion and that when he was a lot older we could go through them all and he could digest them. I also told him they may not be any more true than Robin Hood or Spiderman but they were generally nice stories.

    I also told him about the FSM and explained how if he wasn’t interested in anyone telling him their beliefs he should claim the FSM created the universe. He understands the FSM is to be told with a wink and a smile.

    So, back to the story. He tells me and the good wife about the Jesus claim and I ask him what he thinks. He looks at my wife who he knows thinks I’m wrong to tell him about the FSM, even though she’s an athiest, and says he knows the FSM created the world. Apparently he told his teachers this. He’s a cheeky little fella but very bright.

    My wife and I had a row about it but it was well worth it.

    He absolutely loved the wind up. He knows as much as he can at his age about the Big Bang and evolution and is enthralled by science. He’s so much brighter than his old Dad.

    At 6 he may well be the youngest active fighter for the cause.

    I hope I didn’t bore you all with my little tale of joy.

    May His Noodlyness smother us all in His Sauce.:-)

  2. Arg Sayer says:

    What a wonderful story. FSM does truly fight ignorance on earth. Let’s just hope that some of the ignorant get it once in a while.

  3. BlackBard says:

    Zinc Alloy,

    That story was a nice Holiday gift. Thanks for telling it.


  4. Mare Lacrimarum says:

    I’m proud of the little guy, Zinc. Be sure to give him a hearty portion of spaghetti and his favorite non-alcoholic beverage. (6 being a bit young for grog and all.)

    Spreading the word in an unholy land,
    Mare Lacrimarum

  5. Johnny Landlubber says:

    Yar, Johnny be seein’ a great volcano and stripper factory in ye tyke’s future thar, Zinc…. When he be much older, that be, of course.

  6. GummiHU says:

    @:4 speaking of, what is the pastafarian opinion on underage drinking?

  7. Archaeopterix says:

    Thanks, very nice :)

  8. Maxximus says:

    That be a great tale! I am proud of the Tyke!
    FSM be Praised!


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