Many-armed creature predates dinosaurs

Published November 5th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

Carbonaceous compression of many-armed creature – dates around 550 million years ago.

Discovery News reports the finding of a fossil formed around a many-armed creature. Dating shows that this creature was in the area hundreds of millions of years before dinosaurs existed.

The implications for Pastafarians are obvious: this is strong evidence that the FSM has been hanging around since time began, and created us all, including the dinosaurs.

There is no question the creature, believed to represent one type of animal, had a lot of arms. […] The arms were tubular and in close contact with each other, but not joined.

29 Responses to “Many-armed creature predates dinosaurs”

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  1. Julie G. says:


    Better picture of his noodly goodness.
    Solid proof!

  2. GummiHU says:

    It must be a fake!! The earth Isn’t that old.

  3. Wdabrock says:

    Obviously this is the FSM’s first attempt at creating the Kid’s Meal. Amazing that He knew of the dietary requirements of young pirates and pastafarians BEFORE he made us! ALL HAIL HIS HOLY NOODLYNESS!

  4. Wdabrock says:

    Obviously the FSM’s first attempt at the Kid’s Meal.

  5. Monsignor Fogey says:

    We not only have a graph – we have the oldest religious images in existence, for are not the galaxies reflections of his noodly magnificence. Is it any coincidence that this image of his magnificent noodliness and sacred pasta tentacularity has appeared at this time of great historical and spiritual convergence, so soon after the revelation of his glorious meatball nature in the open lesson, and on the very day that of the election of the first pastafarian president of the…… (and so on)

  6. Darkstar says:

    Wonderful! Darwin would be so proud! I love finding more scientific evidence of His Noodly Appendage!


  7. Paul says:

    i love how there’s just enough evidence to keep all religions running

  8. Christian says:

    I am a sensible person so i won’t yell at you for this. However i must ask what possible enjoyment you could obtain just by slandering God? I know that there is the satire of whole thing, and the idea of such an insane creature as fsm existing. But still, why on earth do you continue to do this kind of crap to “prove” evolution? I mean really, when we christians wanted to prove Creation, we opened a lab. And your just slandering us by making a pun-filled atheist website. I would tell you the usual truths, such as God,Christ and of course Hell, but you’ve heard them all already. So i just want to leave you with a single thought. When your old and grey on your deathbed will you just sit their and ponder the dual possibilities of inexistence and Hell? Or will you do something about it now? Oh sure, your just going to ignore this, or laugh, or what have you. But still, I really hope that you’ll take the above piece of sage wisdom to heart. And just remember that even if you are right, do you really want to rot in the ground? Or do you wish immortality? I am immortal, i am above death, for thou i die i live. I hope you understand that your screwed for what you believe either way. Hell or horrid blankness? You decide. Or not “looks towards Holy Heaven.”

    • Keith says:

      Since you already know what our reaction to your drivel is going to be, why did you waste your time posting this?

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