I am an avid fan of humor

Published November 9th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

Dear Bobby,

I am an avid fan of humor. I have been a supporter for over 25 years. I watch Comedy Central and BET every day. Let’s face it, humor makes me laugh. I recently acquired a pamphlet from your Spaghetti Monster Church, and being succeptible to being swayed by any cult/religion I blindly went to your website. Come to find out, it wasn’t a real church at all! Well, I guess I can let that slide, as after scrolling through your website I noticed a hint of satire.

But I gotta be honest, Robert, if this was an attempt at humor, you missed the mark like Stevie Wonder in a bow and arrow contest. No one can laugh looking at ugly people in halloween costumes. Did you really think that something like that could pass as laughable? If you are going to post a bunch of boring quips and pictures, there better be nudity. Lots of it, or you are missing the point of owning a website. If you are being sacreligious (which is too easy, if you ask me, sir), then you need to add some pizazz. But instead you throw in a stupid picture of spaghetti every now and then and expect a laugh. You either need to hire a Jew to add a punchline every now and again, or call it quits. Better yet, you can hire me for a nominal fee. I could take pictures of my dumps and email it to your website, if you think it helps.

Look, Bobby, you just aren’t funny. Looking at your website is like looking at a ginger person eat a chicken salad sandwich. It just makes you scruntch up your face. Sadly, humor wanted nothing to do with you. Your site is as funny as a Dane Cook standup, but I believe you actually like him, so I’m sure that one went over your head. Either learn how to make people laugh, or stop killing trees for pamphlets to make people go to your gay website.

I said good day, sir,

182 Responses to “I am an avid fan of humor”

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  1. saucy girl says:

    For someone that doesn’t like Jews or Gays, you certainly seem to have a bunch of great friends on this website. THANK THE FSM FOR THE GIFT OF SARCASM.

    May pesto be upon him, RAmen

  2. Pirate34 says:

    I sense a stick in this one, far up the ass, clearly this man needs a life, as do most people who send hate mail

  3. Eoghan says:

    so humour makes him laugh? incredible powers of deduction. I am in your awe sir.


  4. cindyb says:

    Humor is very subjective, true, so anyone who doesn’t find your site funny, Bobby, has a right to his own opinion. However, he is missing he larger point, and the larger good you do. I have just bought a new summer FSM Teeshirt to show my support. I think the FSM website is very funny, and I am known for my sense of humor, Far and Wide.

  5. A True Follower says:

    Wow, get a life. It truly shows you do not get the true concept of pastaforianism.

  6. Buccaneer Banzai says:

    I also scrunch up my face watching a ginger person eating a chicken salad sandwich. Then again, I scrunch up my face watching a maryann person eat a corned beef reuben, too. Go figure.


  7. McAlec says:

    so is he saying that watching comedy central and BET makes him a genius at comedy? I honestly think this pervert thinks that he knows what he’s talking about when he says that this is pathetic

  8. Ham no Nox says:

    to #113

    “[Big Science] is backed by racist, eugenic white men, who’ve wanted to get rid of people they don’t like”

    Excuse me, in all of my experience it’s been the other way around. Scientists hurt each other with words and shunning; if other people are too stupid to accept your brilliant theory then that’s their loss.

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