I am an avid fan of humor

Published November 9th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

Dear Bobby,

I am an avid fan of humor. I have been a supporter for over 25 years. I watch Comedy Central and BET every day. Let’s face it, humor makes me laugh. I recently acquired a pamphlet from your Spaghetti Monster Church, and being succeptible to being swayed by any cult/religion I blindly went to your website. Come to find out, it wasn’t a real church at all! Well, I guess I can let that slide, as after scrolling through your website I noticed a hint of satire.

But I gotta be honest, Robert, if this was an attempt at humor, you missed the mark like Stevie Wonder in a bow and arrow contest. No one can laugh looking at ugly people in halloween costumes. Did you really think that something like that could pass as laughable? If you are going to post a bunch of boring quips and pictures, there better be nudity. Lots of it, or you are missing the point of owning a website. If you are being sacreligious (which is too easy, if you ask me, sir), then you need to add some pizazz. But instead you throw in a stupid picture of spaghetti every now and then and expect a laugh. You either need to hire a Jew to add a punchline every now and again, or call it quits. Better yet, you can hire me for a nominal fee. I could take pictures of my dumps and email it to your website, if you think it helps.

Look, Bobby, you just aren’t funny. Looking at your website is like looking at a ginger person eat a chicken salad sandwich. It just makes you scruntch up your face. Sadly, humor wanted nothing to do with you. Your site is as funny as a Dane Cook standup, but I believe you actually like him, so I’m sure that one went over your head. Either learn how to make people laugh, or stop killing trees for pamphlets to make people go to your gay website.

I said good day, sir,

182 Responses to “I am an avid fan of humor”

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  1. Momyr Andersson says:

    Satire? Humour? This page? What in blases are you talking about. This is a very serious religious site where uss. The ones who believe in the one true God gather and pray n all dat junk. You my sir have been seriously missled.

    • Thestranger says:

      I agree, Momyr Andersson. This site ( in the about tab) comes right out says it is completely legitimate. We follow his noodlyness, but not without hard facts backing him. To say this is satire is to say That a tomato is a vegetable. It’s not. It’s a fruit. Just like we’re not satirists. We are followers. It may come off ridiculous, but all in all, it as legit as you or me. Oh, and by the way, nice remark about Stevie wonder. It’s always nice to hear someone insult those with handicaps through no fault of their own.

      • Thestranger says:

        Wait, just took a second look at his letter. It appears he’s both a racist and an enemy to MWFW ( Men With Fabulous Ways). Just your average Christian speaking without much thought to others. FALSE ALARM EVERYONE!

  2. Mike says:

    Bobby not funny? But…this site exists…and this email was posted on it…and I laughed uproariously…

    I would say Bobby is pretty funny.

  3. Matt Hatter says:

    “for pamphlets to make people go to your gay website”

    Bobby, you didn’t tell me there was a gay website, too! I was already sold at the open letter and Beer volcano, not to mention stripper factories with midgit supervisors to make sure all the stripper factorializing gets done with noodly goodness. Now I find out that we have a special gay website, too. I am soo over the moon, right now. I don’t just feel the touch of his noodly appendage, I feel the touch of many of his noodly appendages.

    So, about that gay website, do I just add .gay at the end of the web address or something?

    May the Sauce be Ragu


  4. Jordan says:

    a ginger person eating a chicken salad sandwich

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