Published October 24th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson



I love this.

We live directly across the alley from a church with a made-up religion.

I recently installed a gigantic flagpole on the Crow’s Nest (yar yar yar) of our garage and every Sunday morning we proudly fly the pair of FSM flags shown in the attached photos.

It’s our humble attempt to save the souls of each Sunday’s arriving flock of misguided Methodists. Hopefully they will look up to see the light and pass over to prefer Pasta to Pastor. Thus will they begin to Walk the True Plank, experiencing the Creamy Richness of our Hollowed Noodly One.


Bruce and Susan

41 Responses to “Evangelism”

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  1. Zinc Alloy says:


    The Good Word is indeed spreading.

    And it must be driving them mad. :-)

  2. Keyser Soze says:

    I mean, really awesome! I want these for my window!
    With this you earned two of the best VIP seats in the best beer volcano! Hail the pirates!
    Keyser Soze
    PS: did I mention this was awesome?

  3. Red Dutchpasta Wench says:

    Nice flags!

  4. spotlight says:

    Sweeeet! Those are gorgeous flags.

    FSM bless Bruce & Susan.

  5. God? Pasta? what has more letters? says:

    however awesome this may be i suggest flying the flags on Fridays as well. This way you not only advertise to the churchgoers, but also celebrate Fridays

  6. GummiHU says:

    Shouldn’t you also flag on Saturdays? the holy day.

  7. Ohio Pirate says:

    I love the CoFSM more everyday. WE ROCK!!!!


  8. BlackBard says:

    I just got done posting a message regarding “Canadian Pastafarian angers Catholic church. The point of my message was that it is best to just gently make our point, without intentional cruelty. Bruce and Susan exemplify exactly that approach. They have profoundly been Touched by His Noodly Appendage! In turn, I have been touched by their gesture toward those lost (and, it is hoped, future Pastafarian) souls.

    May Brother Bruce and Sister Susan be forever bathed in the Warmth of His Sauciness.


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