Published September 16th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

Pastafarian Steve sent me these photos:



The fsm appeared to me in my watermelon earlier this year. This is conclusive proof that pirates eat watermelon in order to fly.


Steve, I disagree with your conclusions. But as this is a matter of religion, the burden is on me to disprove your claim. Well done.

13 Responses to “Watermelon”

  1. Steve says:

    They are the same height, but last for 5 minutes.

  2. Nangleator says:

    #3, Steve, Bet it tasted better than a crusty little wafer. Yet another reason to convert! Our God tastes way, way better.


  3. callogician says:

    Steve. You are an evil blasphemer! Pirates eat watermelon to increase their ejaculate volume, not to fly. My mommy told me so. I hope you rot in FSM hell…which has ugly strippers and watered down American beer.

  4. Fenrisulfer says:

    wow, thems is fightin words.

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