I find this religion absolutly rediculous

I find this religion absolutly rediculous. In fact, it is so rediculously stupid that it has turned me off to any type of religion at all.

Someone…please change my opinion/views on this matter. I want to know if this is real and why you beleive. But until i get answers…your all fucking crazy. I mean listen to yourselves!!!!

‘OH YOUR GREAT NOODLYNESS!!!’

‘ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY INVSIBLY MOSTER MADE OUT OF SPAGHETTI THAT CAN FLY!!!’

…do you hear yourselves when you speak??? Im not trying to be mean, and this is not hate mail in any way im just curious to the point where it enrages me!!!

Someone please answer my questions!!!!

Explain this religion to me!!

why spaghetti? And why pirates?? What proof do you have??? Someone get back to me. I must know.

-Emilee