what the fuck

Published August 12th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

what the fuck have pirates got to do with anything


83 Responses to “what the fuck”

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  1. Pope Pixel I says:

    Pirates have everything to do with anything!!!

  2. TheFewTheProudTheMarinara says:

    Try to follow along:

    a) Dang! Them there eyeballs are so kom-pli-cated that there must be an all-powerful, always-was, wants-his-ass-kissed god that made ’em.

    b) The decline of pirates corresponds directly with global warming.

    The difference: eyeballs can be verified to exist, god cannot.
    pirates did and do exist, as does global warming.

    Score: Pastafarians 2, Creationists 1. We win!

  3. Stephanie says:

    They are way cooler than Zombies.

  4. Unlucky Kansan Pastafanarian says:

    ramen to the noodly one

  5. anonymous says:

    If there hadn’t been pirates, your ancestors wouldn’t have existed. They do have an extraordinarily high percentage of genetic similarity with modern man, especially considering how long they’ve been around, so I must conclude that without them, there wouldn’t be any ‘us’

  6. lucia says:

    the letter fails to mention that it is Pastafarian belief that heaven is consumed of beer volcanoes and a stripper factory. Hell is similar, except that the beer is stale, and the strippers have venereal diseases. Also.. proceeds from The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster will help build a pirate ship.. so we all need to buy The Gospel and help global warming.. the more pirates, the less global warming.. duh..

  7. Johnny Landlubber says:

    Yar, it be obvious.

  8. sunevohawkd says:

    i just thought of something,if there were no pirates(like myself and a pastafarian for 1½ years) then when you stepped outside you would spontaniously combust =) sounds like fun huh… but that doesnt seem like a good enough reason?

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