What a bunch of fools you all are

Published August 4th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

What a bunch of fools you all are

Jesus is coming soon and I hope you are all ready fellows. Meow!

–Prudence Kitten

Another one from her:

I am sure you guys are idiots for not accepting Jesus as your savior. You do understand that He loves you and wants you to be in heaven with him. Are you blind or soemthing ot just stupid? I wouldnt give you a tin of cat food cos you just might not eat it!

174 Responses to “What a bunch of fools you all are”

  1. Noodle Theory says:

    We don’t eat cat food. We eat spaghetti and meatballs.

  2. Kirby_mongerr says:

    if jesus is so peacful, we shouldn’t have to worry about him coming. why you gotta hate on us?

  3. TheFewtheProudtheMarinara says:

    The world is full of idiots, then. Christianity never got over a third of the world population to buy in. Then again, if there even WAS a Jesus, he picked a poor time and place to spend a lousy 3 years preaching, didn’t he? Even the local historians didn’t know who he was, let alone the teeming millions in Asia, Africa or the Americas. FAIL.

  4. Keith says:

    Nearly six years from Prudence’s post. I’m still waiting. My cats are very fussy about what they eat. It would have to be “Whiskers” beef mince (we all love a good mince in our family) or some smelly fish based thing like an offering from “Snappy Tom”.

  5. Bob says:

    Yes, we are the idiots for not believing in something with no evidence, and not believing in something disproven by the fact that dead people cannot love us. We are all idiots for believing in the idea that we should live this one life as well as we can without worrying about deities, rather than waiting for a reward after death. I do not get that last sentence. Clarification, please?

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  7. Gnocchi Pudding says:

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  8. Noah says:

    Jesus’s heaven is boring. I’d rather have a beer volcano and a stripper factory.

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