We have taken the time to read your manifesto

Published August 13th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

WE have taken the time to read your manifesto, and we think that you are crazy!!

And i personally cannot even fathom the level of mental retardation that you are on right now. how could you even think that their is a flying spaghetti monster out there. If this flying spag-hetti monster really exist how in the world did this thing form and tell me if their was spaghetti thousands of years ago through which he can form himself and move through walls.

How old is the person who invented this flying spag-hetti monster and was it a figment of his imagination, and how could people be so stupid to actually believe this non-sense!!!!!!

And why did you choose pirates that is basiclly sayin that the killing of human beings is the result of global warming send us an email explaining your logic toward this shirade.


p.s. respond if you can defend your logic. thank you.

–stephen and darriel

198 Responses to “We have taken the time to read your manifesto”

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  1. Mike says:

    You have taken time to read our manifesto, but you don’t seem to have taken the time to understand it. Understanding is everything. Only the truly crazy fail to understand.

  2. Ande says:

    it is refreshing with a semi intellectual hatemail once in a while, and I do hope there will be a response so these persons may see the light

  3. A Pirate For Each Home - Initiative says:

    – p.s. respond if you can defend your logic. thank you.

    HOHOHO! I say.
    Yes we can!

  4. Aesi says:

    The disappearence of Pirates affects global warming in the same way that pissing off Russians tends to cause war. ;P

  5. Dentrassi42 says:

    Where do you even begin with this one?? That they could read the entire ‘manifesto’ (I assume this means the Kansas Letter) and miss the point so entirely beggars belief. I mean it’s sort of ok for idiots to rant without bothering to find out the point of this site, but for them to have actually taken the time to read-up first and THEN write the above…scary.

  6. Cheeetar says:

    You see, as the Flying Spaghetti Monster has Pirates as His holy people, less of them would mean a hotter, less cool (both cool as in hip and cool as in cold) world. There are even graphs to prove it, had you indeed read the manifesto. Also, the Flying Spaghetti Monster has always been around. Just like your supposed god, the Invisible Man in the Sky.

  7. Eth says:

    Do you understand the concept of satire?

  8. Mac N. Cheez says:

    stephen and darriel,

    only 30% of the world believes in YOUR xtian god.

    please defend YOUR logic and explain why the other 70% of the world is wrong.

    provide PROOF please, without once using the word “faith” (belief in the absence of proof).

    your delusion amuses me – please post again!!

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