You say you have read the Bible

Published July 8th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

This message was directed towards one of our members:

You say you have read the Bible. If you did you would have took something away from it other than it was crap so I say you are a liar. Not only that reading the Bible and studding the bible is two different thing. The bible clearly states that we have been given free will to serve God or not to. And here is something for you to think about, God made Satan and when he made all the angels he gave them the free will to serve him too. But Satan the father of all deception, had come to deceive himself into believing he was as powerful as God him self. You see when God created Satan he was the most perfect angel of all, and had powers that God allowed him to have. So Satan got to big for his pants and God kicked him out of heaven, the same way we do with our children today with our households. He gave Satan rule of the earth so when you say all of our problems started with a talking snake. Sorry your wrong again, it started again with Satan the father of all deception. He was able to deceive Eve into eating from the tree of life. You see Adam and Eve were as children and as easy as it is to trick a child it was as easy for Satan to trick them into disobeying Gods commandment. You also say you want to stop the war in Iraq. The Bible states that with faith the size of a mustard seed we can move mountains. You don’t really want to stop the war you just say you do because the only way to overcome evil is with God on your side. If you were really for stopping the war you would pray for Gods mercy, and not mock his power or love. You make a comment on the fact that God is vengeful for your sins, “YES” you better believe it and if you don’t now you will someday. You also make a comment that God flooded the world and killed everyone because they did not agree with him your wrong it was not because the people did not agree with him he has told us how it is he doesn’t need us to agree with him he is the one that is wright. He flooded the would, because he seen that there was none of it was good. God spread the word that the world was going to be flooded, and if anyone would have believed him they would have started building something to float on man. But it is the same as God has told you in the greatest book ever written, he is coming again and if you are not ready and living your life for him, than your gonna burn in hell. So you better building something to float on. You also comment saying “Adolf hated Jewish people of religion and race God hates Jews of religions”. Man are you sure you have read the same bible as me because my God “so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son, that whosoever believing him should not parish, but have ever lasting life” JOHN 3:16 and JOHN 3:17 says For God sent not his son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. How is that anything like Adolf Hitler??????? Man you’ve gotta be kidding me your questions are so easy to answer, I just do not understand you say you have read the bible what did you read man????????

your stupidity puzzles me more than your questions. And to wrap up your stupid question after question. you commented that Christianity made groups like the kkk. What??? I mean man come on, you have got to tell where did you pull this from. Do you have a book of how to be dumb for dummies? The organization KKK is answered by MATTHEW 7:15 Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheeps clothing, but inwardly they are raving wolves. You better get on your knees and start praying man because you are playing with fire you don’t want to play with you are gambling with thing you really don’t want to be gambling with.


258 Responses to “You say you have read the Bible”

  1. Ayu-chan says:

    Interpretation, my dear misguided Brandon. You see what you want, but the Bible is all about interpretation. I, for example, interpret it as a rather fun storybook with some important messages.

    And maybe the mountains we need to move aren’t the ZOMFG MUSLIM TERRORISTS, but the blindness and agression that led to the war. Face it. The war was a big-scale fuck up.

    Just a minor point, and I may be wrong, but did you mean ‘parish’? He shall not join the church? Shouldn’t that be ‘perish’?

  2. Noodlenut says:

    Brandon you are so screwed up… I’m not even gonna bother. I’m gettin a keg and heading to Sarah’s. Oh Yeh

  3. Roderick says:

    Read the bible and you will also see Heaven is Hotter than Hell (525 C vs

  4. kellydani says:

    i *love* how you describe the stories in the bible as if they were actual historical fact.

  5. DeGrey says:

    Hey, remember the part that says its alright to have slaves, and they should worship you like they would God?(Ephesians 6:5) That part was awesome.

  6. Ubi Dubium says:

    OK – one more on this. You claim god “gave” his son? Read your bible! Your jesus is supposed to have ascended into heaven – so god took him back! That wasn’t giving, that was lending. Your verse should read “For god so loved the world that he lent his only son…” Not so impressive that way, is it?

  7. ET, the Extra Terrestrial says:

    Based on the mutilated spelling and grammar, and the complete lack of independent reasoning, I’m guessing that Brandon is between twelve and fifteen years old. Just wait till those hormones start to kick in. Something to keep in mind, Brandon, in the unlikely event that you ever stop in to read or reply to what others think of your rant, or perhaps if you want to try to make a point somewhere else: the argument that “everything the bible says is true, so therefore everything the bible says is true” does not constitute a logical premise and conclusion. Present evidence for your case in the real world if you want to convince someone of a point. Yelling louder or more often than the other guy does not prove anything. And threatening us with an imaginary punishment doesn’t work either.

  8. Neil says:

    Are you aware that Jesus is the 16th virgin-born child of god savior that has been proclaimed in this world? Study ancient religion. Study other religions. You will be amazed, there is a bigger world that the preacher doesn’t want you to know about.

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