You say you have read the Bible

Published July 8th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

This message was directed towards one of our members:

You say you have read the Bible. If you did you would have took something away from it other than it was crap so I say you are a liar. Not only that reading the Bible and studding the bible is two different thing. The bible clearly states that we have been given free will to serve God or not to. And here is something for you to think about, God made Satan and when he made all the angels he gave them the free will to serve him too. But Satan the father of all deception, had come to deceive himself into believing he was as powerful as God him self. You see when God created Satan he was the most perfect angel of all, and had powers that God allowed him to have. So Satan got to big for his pants and God kicked him out of heaven, the same way we do with our children today with our households. He gave Satan rule of the earth so when you say all of our problems started with a talking snake. Sorry your wrong again, it started again with Satan the father of all deception. He was able to deceive Eve into eating from the tree of life. You see Adam and Eve were as children and as easy as it is to trick a child it was as easy for Satan to trick them into disobeying Gods commandment. You also say you want to stop the war in Iraq. The Bible states that with faith the size of a mustard seed we can move mountains. You don’t really want to stop the war you just say you do because the only way to overcome evil is with God on your side. If you were really for stopping the war you would pray for Gods mercy, and not mock his power or love. You make a comment on the fact that God is vengeful for your sins, “YES” you better believe it and if you don’t now you will someday. You also make a comment that God flooded the world and killed everyone because they did not agree with him your wrong it was not because the people did not agree with him he has told us how it is he doesn’t need us to agree with him he is the one that is wright. He flooded the would, because he seen that there was none of it was good. God spread the word that the world was going to be flooded, and if anyone would have believed him they would have started building something to float on man. But it is the same as God has told you in the greatest book ever written, he is coming again and if you are not ready and living your life for him, than your gonna burn in hell. So you better building something to float on. You also comment saying “Adolf hated Jewish people of religion and race God hates Jews of religions”. Man are you sure you have read the same bible as me because my God “so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son, that whosoever believing him should not parish, but have ever lasting life” JOHN 3:16 and JOHN 3:17 says For God sent not his son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. How is that anything like Adolf Hitler??????? Man you’ve gotta be kidding me your questions are so easy to answer, I just do not understand you say you have read the bible what did you read man????????

your stupidity puzzles me more than your questions. And to wrap up your stupid question after question. you commented that Christianity made groups like the kkk. What??? I mean man come on, you have got to tell where did you pull this from. Do you have a book of how to be dumb for dummies? The organization KKK is answered by MATTHEW 7:15 Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheeps clothing, but inwardly they are raving wolves. You better get on your knees and start praying man because you are playing with fire you don’t want to play with you are gambling with thing you really don’t want to be gambling with.


258 Responses to “You say you have read the Bible”

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  1. Bill says:

    Heh for someone who thinks so lowly of us you sure put a lot of time and thought into your little speech. You must really love us deep down! Thats ok because we can love you too!

  2. Novalis says:

    One very thorough reference in dissecting the contrived nonsense of inerrancy of the Bible is the insightful volume titled “The Encyclopedia of Biblical Errancy.”

  3. Anonymous says:

    I’m confused… What kind of sacrifice would dying on a cross, spending a couples more days in hell, and then for some reason raising from hell and getting to chill in paradise forever… i don’t know it just isn’t much of a sacrifice… Hell i would do that to save humanity…

  4. Eric D says:

    the problem i have with this guys comment about how god made satan and all is…why would god create satan, being “All Knowing” and stuff, knowing that satan would turn and go against him? so god isn’t really all knowing…and if he did know that satan would try to over throw him, why would he create him? plus…god told adam and eve to not eat from the tree because they will surely die, the serpent told them to go ahead, god is a liar, you will not die but gain knowledge…they didn’t die, they gained the knowledge of shame and god was afraid. so the bible contradicts itself many times, not just that one area.

  5. Jonathan says:

    God made free will, he knows that Satan would turn on him, yet he cannot just NOT creat him. That would be unfair and God wants people to love him sincerely, not just say “I love you simply because there is nothing wrong with my life” If Satan had not existed, then all people would lead boring perfect lives all worshipping God. It is the fact that Satan exists that we can argue about FSM in the first place.

    The fact that many people do not know this ( I mean in FSM) and blam Christianity before you guys even know GOd, means that none of you have ever read the Bible before.

    P.S the serpent was the liar….not god. The definition of god means ifallible and divine….
    P.P.S The bible never contradicts itself, only the uneducated think that way. I wont go into details since Ill be met by tentacles everywhere, but just so you know Eric, everything you said made sense to the atheists, but absolutely no sense with people who have actually read the bible
    P.P.P.S Ergo, no one in FSM has ever read the bible

  6. baley says:

    So where is the evidence that this actually all happened then?

  7. Nick says:

    Indeed, we must beware of false prophets. Those that pervert the beautiful teachings of a beautiful man to ugly, intolerant, babble. Jesus was a great man, it’s the church and its obsession with control that followers of the FSM have a problem with. Why do you insist that your way is the only way? You don’t understand why we have a problem with that, when we have the humility to tell you to believe whatever you want as long as no one gets hurt? You see us as the enemy of God. Your stupidity puzzles me more than your questions. You poor, intolerant fool, you had better get down on your knees and pray for desecrating holy teachings. You are gambling with pretty serious stuff.

  8. Dominic says:

    The bible is clear as mud, your argument is flawed, your an idiot.

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