You say you have read the Bible

Published July 8th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

This message was directed towards one of our members:

You say you have read the Bible. If you did you would have took something away from it other than it was crap so I say you are a liar. Not only that reading the Bible and studding the bible is two different thing. The bible clearly states that we have been given free will to serve God or not to. And here is something for you to think about, God made Satan and when he made all the angels he gave them the free will to serve him too. But Satan the father of all deception, had come to deceive himself into believing he was as powerful as God him self. You see when God created Satan he was the most perfect angel of all, and had powers that God allowed him to have. So Satan got to big for his pants and God kicked him out of heaven, the same way we do with our children today with our households. He gave Satan rule of the earth so when you say all of our problems started with a talking snake. Sorry your wrong again, it started again with Satan the father of all deception. He was able to deceive Eve into eating from the tree of life. You see Adam and Eve were as children and as easy as it is to trick a child it was as easy for Satan to trick them into disobeying Gods commandment. You also say you want to stop the war in Iraq. The Bible states that with faith the size of a mustard seed we can move mountains. You don’t really want to stop the war you just say you do because the only way to overcome evil is with God on your side. If you were really for stopping the war you would pray for Gods mercy, and not mock his power or love. You make a comment on the fact that God is vengeful for your sins, “YES” you better believe it and if you don’t now you will someday. You also make a comment that God flooded the world and killed everyone because they did not agree with him your wrong it was not because the people did not agree with him he has told us how it is he doesn’t need us to agree with him he is the one that is wright. He flooded the would, because he seen that there was none of it was good. God spread the word that the world was going to be flooded, and if anyone would have believed him they would have started building something to float on man. But it is the same as God has told you in the greatest book ever written, he is coming again and if you are not ready and living your life for him, than your gonna burn in hell. So you better building something to float on. You also comment saying “Adolf hated Jewish people of religion and race God hates Jews of religions”. Man are you sure you have read the same bible as me because my God “so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son, that whosoever believing him should not parish, but have ever lasting life” JOHN 3:16 and JOHN 3:17 says For God sent not his son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. How is that anything like Adolf Hitler??????? Man you’ve gotta be kidding me your questions are so easy to answer, I just do not understand you say you have read the bible what did you read man????????

your stupidity puzzles me more than your questions. And to wrap up your stupid question after question. you commented that Christianity made groups like the kkk. What??? I mean man come on, you have got to tell where did you pull this from. Do you have a book of how to be dumb for dummies? The organization KKK is answered by MATTHEW 7:15 Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheeps clothing, but inwardly they are raving wolves. You better get on your knees and start praying man because you are playing with fire you don’t want to play with you are gambling with thing you really don’t want to be gambling with.


258 Responses to “You say you have read the Bible”

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  1. neal says:

    So let me get this straight, Brandon, if you for example, beat up your wife/girlfriend, threw her down the stairs, cut her throat with a dull knife, but took her to the hospital, the doctors saved her and you bought her flowers, couldn’t you say, “I so loved you, I bought you two dozen red roses, so my love for you is perfect.” Because that’s what your god does in the Bible, he encouages his chosen people to rape and murder to acquire the promised land, he drowns everyone, he kills every first born baby, so his guest worker chosen people can go on their mission of genocidal pillage, and then he makes his own kid get nailed to wood to atone for something that some distant ancestor of all the people living did.

    And you think it would be a loss if you’re not allowed to party with this psycho in the afterlife? Frankly, I would prefer the hell firs, if not for the fact that the whole story is just a bunch of bull created by some ruling class thousands of years ago to keep their slaves in line. Hell is a way Roman overseers kept slaves in line when they were not present, it’s not real, likewise heaven. The Old Testment Jews did not even believe in an aftelife. Their promise form god was the land they waged their genocidal war to obtain. Look it up, if you are smart enough to, find out the real history of heaven and hell, you moron.

  2. Ubi Dubium says:

    I’ve read your bible, cover to cover, twice (two different translations). It’s riddled with contradictions, inconsistent in how your god is portrayed, and condones slavery, rape, murder, and child abuse. The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster says to be nice to people, get over yourself, and spend your time doing better things than prostrating yourself before a sky-god. I know which book I’d rather follow!

  3. Amused says:

    Brandon, I was once as zealous as you. Once. Read Matthew 7:15 this Sunday when you’re at church and look right at your pastor, or whoever is speaking. Then look hard at that person… and look back down at Matthew 7:15. Do this about five times or so. Then think about your entire church organization. Look down again. Then think about Jesus. Look down again. Think about politicians, your parents, this website, teachers… anything or anyone who tries to tell you what is right, what is true, or what you should do. Then look down again at Matthew 7:15.
    P.S. Our questions are easy for you to answer because you don’t understand our questions.

  4. Ex-Captain Etay says:

    “But it is the same as God has told you in the greatest book ever written, he is coming again and if you are not ready and living your life for him, than your gonna burn in hell. So you better building something to float on.”
    Do you know that there have been at least several instances when people have thought that the end of the world was coming? Masses of people have stood outside, staring at the sky, waiting for the end of the world to happen. Nothing happened. This will continue to happen, until something does happen. When that time comes, it will be scientifically explainable, and yet all the religious fanatics will say that it’s God’s doing.
    Guess what? I don’t believe any of this shit. I think it’s just so ridiculous that anyone would believe such a completely irrational theory as this God business. It doesn’t fit with what we know about the world, and it even contradicts the proof we’ve established about things like dinosaurs and such.
    There are no words that define just how ridiculous faith in religion is. And you people who believe this crap! More than half of you haven’t even read the Bible! Once you do, you need to interpret it your own way, not let some guy in a white robe and funny hat tell you what to make of it.

  5. meh #1 and meh #2 says:

    I read the bible. Twice. I don’t believe in God. I believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

  6. scurvy jen says:

    Wow, great spelling and grammar. No wonder you’re so ignorant. Try getting an education instead of mindlessly spewing what others have brainwashed you with.

  7. GummiHU says:

    Whoa… Where did he get those quotes, net the bible ones, the ones he “answered”, I´ll have to read that post

  8. Tenku says:

    Wow. Horrid, on so many levels.

    1.Why the hell would God give us free will if we can’t exercise it?
    2.Satan is the lord of deception eh… he was the first skeptic, which apparently is enough to make you the most reviled entity to God. I guess God just loves blind admiration then, huh?
    3.If the only way to win wars is with God on your side, then Al Qaeda would have kicked our asses by now. Somehow, I don’t think that it is happening.
    4.God flooded the world because nobody paid attention to him? Hmm, I wonder why… maybe because he was never that much of an influence except in people’s minds.
    5.Everything in the Bible is peachy keen, yes? Yet, look what came from it. The Crusades, the Inquisition, power-hungry Popes, etc. Yes, some good has come of the bible. Yet, all of this evil stuff seems to contradict even Jesus’s teachings.
    6.I love your last point about the KKK. Sure, when public opinion turns against you, it’s alright to vilify them. In their time however, they were immensely popular. Would you have argued against them then? What about Hitler? The pope didn’t even denounce his actions!

    Sure, you can say that the bible is the best thing in the world. That doesn’t mean that people who read it won’t get the wrong ideas, and do evil things under the guise of Christianity. Perhaps you should try to reform your own, before trying to persuade us into your fold.

    P.S. Learn to spell.

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