it is kind of sad

Published May 2nd, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

It is kind of sad that you think you merit so much attention. L. Ron Hubbard at least had the good sense to make his religion a secretive pyramid scheme; you don’t exactly measure up. So you’ve become reduced to begging the internet anonymous for help. Hey, maybe a personal finance blog or two will get you started: you know, cut down on your daily double mocha triple frosted frappachino, put that money in a high interest cd. But you would have to actually work for the money then. umm, yeah fuck off

87 Responses to “it is kind of sad”

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  1. Justin Lee says:

    this guy does work hard to make money
    look at his believers and followers. they pay for his fancy coffes just so that he may write some more truth into pastafarianizm

  2. Jimi says:

    There is a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.

  3. Tricia C. says:

    Do you not under stand that the internet is the future?
    And that double mocha triple frosted frappachino are delicious, and should be drank everyday?
    And what does high interest cd’s have to do with anything? They are nice though, my great grandfather made a whole buch, and now he can pretty much buy what ever he wants! Accept maybe understanding for what you said. Seriously. Why are you telling him to make more money?

    -Tricia (forever confused by this world)

  4. Kosher Meatballs says:

    I fail to see a point in your monologue. Perhaps you can leave the hate-mongering to the big boys, and focus on connecting coherent thoughts in an understandable statement, as opposed to the flaming shambles of a paragraph you vomited onto your keyboard.

  5. Lola says:

    So, Noah, where’s the ark? And I don’t mean Joan of Ark…

  6. Lo Mein says:

    …It’s even sadder that you GAVE us that attention…..

  7. Eric says:

    So….it’s “Good” when you create a “secretive pyramid scheme” religion? Got it.

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