flying shit bag

Published May 5th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

dude u r entitled to ur opinion as i am to mine. so let me say.. WOW THAT FSM SHIT IS THE GAYEST CRAP IVE EVER HEARD OF.. at least most other religions or real ones anyway have good morals and bring hope to people and dont bring whores and drunk fags to the earth … u are one lame dumbass.. yea and post this on ur freaking hate mail wall.. let everyone see how it is u shit bag

206 Responses to “flying shit bag”

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  1. alonys says:

    “most other religions or real ones anyway have good morals and bring hope to people and dont bring whores and drunk fags to the earth …”

    well, what part are you more offended by, the whoring, homosexuality or drinking? im pretty sure that the clergy of the religion of your choice might have some examples of those as well.

    Then again, i don’t really see what those lifestyle choices are doing to harm you, unless you run a Bar…

  2. Travis Knight 'Resister' says:

    Funny how religions with good morals insult, threaten, harass, murder maim butcher segregate oppress and hate more than FSMism. In fact, if your morals are so good (and I’ll go out on a limb and assume you’re Christian) can you explain to me why you’re not following Jesus’ doctrine of turning the other cheek and forgiving and befriending everyone?

    Real religion died out during the Enlightenment. What we have now is interpretive philosophy, which is fine. However, there are still a few of you sticks in the mud that take everything seriously and can’t seem to be able to grasp the bigger picture: Man.

    Despite your religious squabbling and hatred, every religion still shares similar core fundamentals, and any Atheist, Agnostic, Humanist or Rationalist or what have you can agree with those: Don’t kill, don’t rape, don’t steal, don’t oppress. And you know what? Those have elastic clauses. Sometimes killing might be necessary, sometimes stealing lying or hurting might be necessary. But Oppression is never necessary. Why can’t we embrace those core morals and toss away the mythic rubbish?

    I hate to have no other way to say it, but it’s people like you, Madeline, who are holding our species back from ascending out of the Garden and into an enlightened advancement.

    We’re just apes with baseball caps and automatic weapons -George Carlin

  3. Rick says:

    WOW Madeline, so much anger, so little sense. Tell me, do you utter useless little words of prayer with that mouth too? Here’s hoping that your “REAL” religion has at least a few people who graduated from Middle School. More of me and less of you is called PROGRESS!!!

  4. James D King of Pirates says:

    We bring morals, just not strong ones, and we to bring hope to people, a hope of an actually forgiving god rather than one that pertends to be.

  5. Stephanie says:

    “…at least most other religions or real ones anyway have good morals…”
    Clearly another Christian who has never READ the bible (or attended elementary school). Yawn.

  6. Rin says:

    Umm…. How is FSM responsibile for whores and drunks?

    “at least most other religions or real ones anyway have good morals”

    Leaving the good moral joke aside, What make you think you can properly judge what is ‘real’, and what is false? Everything we know for fact is based on the information that is available at the current time. Whose to say that in a 100 years everything humanity has based their beliefs on won’t be shattered with the discovery of new information?

  7. peetie says:

    Dear Madeline,

    Of course yoy too are entitled to your opinion, but why so angry. You are insulting my religion, but I do not mind darling, because us pirates can take a punch or two. I just joined the church of the pastafarians and I can tell you that it brought me good morals and hope and of course give some insites in people like you… and that´s something to be grateful for.

    Kind regards from Holland

    Your Peetie

  8. Shana says:

    How very intelligent you are Madeline! Simply amazing! Riviting, even. You have shown me “the way” of “good” religion with your hateful use of the word “fag” and proving to be a consitent grammatical trainwreck.

    “At least I have good moral you fag”


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