Somalia – Lots of Pirates, low Carbon Emissions

Published April 14th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson


Congrats to Colin for contributing the latest evidence in our Pirates Vs. Global-Warming link:

Somalia has the highest number of Pirates AND the lowest Carbon emissions of any country. Coincidence?



46 Responses to “Somalia – Lots of Pirates, low Carbon Emissions”

  1. Grandmaster Funk says:

    It is debatable. The boat is not impressive. The RPG is.
    I think the desicive factor is that their boat is gasoline-powered, and Somalia STILL has the lowest carbon emission with oil-wasting pirates running amok. The FSM is pleased.

  2. Elise the Pirate says:

    I concur with Anonymous, caveat lector, Pope Pixel I, Darwin, and Grandmaster Funk. these be true Pyrates at heart and their piratical actions make up for the lack of traditional pyrate garb.

  3. Artie says:

    Great! you can also show that as bikinis become smaller, the polar ice is melting. Let’s forbid nudism!!!

  4. DAn th pirate says:

    Seen this? poor, poor pirates…[http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7725771.stm]

  5. Fabio Marton says:

    I know maybe it’s too early to celebrate and we better wait for the long-term hard data to be revealed but… don’t you think this winter is particularly cold?…

    GO SOMALIA!!! GO!!!

  6. numby says:

    OK Great,
    so like,
    as per the FSM carbon offsetting via pirates,
    Somalia is in front of Australia;
    GGGee as if we don’t have enough problems down here, now Australia is BEHIND Somalia…great!

    Farking great, thanks a pasta for your FSM enlightenment oh pesto one.

  7. glenghis khan says:

    please read my articals inbash street kids these somalians are not real pirates But a mokery to F.S.M

  8. glenghis khan says:

    If these somalians are real pirates why is it so bloody hot in somalia. These are not real pirates but an insult to piracy(please read my letter in bash street kids

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