More evidence of the pirates – temperature relationship

Published April 4th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

The evidence for the relationship between pirates and global temperature continues to mount.

CNN reports, “The International Maritime Bureau, which tracks piracy, said in its annual report earlier this year that global pirate attacks rose by 10 percent in 2007, marking the first increase in three years. ”


Then, BBC News reports “Global Temperatures to decrease“.

The mainstream media may ignore the pirate-temperature link that Pastafarians have long known, but soon the evidence will be so overwhelming that they cannot ignore the Truth.

Further evidence: Google Trends shows a very solid relationship.


That screenshot is remarkable and 100% legit – not doctored. You can try it yourself here.

Congrats to Pastafarians Oliver and Adrian for spotting the CNN/BBC evidence.

66 Responses to “More evidence of the pirates – temperature relationship”

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  1. Anders Kanten says:

    Thou should not forget that the pirates in Somalia makes an extraordinary effort to stop a lot of extremely polluting ships, and thereby stops their engines – not allowing them to pollute nearly as much as they planned. I think that is the shortest and easiest to understand explanation for the graph. Less pirates clearly equals more pollution no matter how you look at it.

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