Last week I had a near death experience

Published April 15th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

Last week I had a near death experience, I felt so weak like I was going away for good, I saw all my life passing through my eyes, but suddenly a glimpse of something very real and very warm took me back to the world, it was the vision of the Great Master The FSM, I have no doubts that He’s out there and He loves each one of us in the same way. We got to show our love to Him. In this way the world will start to be a better place.


22 Responses to “Last week I had a near death experience”

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  1. James D King of Pirates says:

    Joh you are a cool dude to have a near death experiance and it involves the FSM, Congrats to you.

  2. SandyHook says:

    Cool, glad to hear you are feeling better.

    My reading of the Gospel has me thinking the FSM really isn’t all that into us, one of his more endearing traits IMHO.

  3. Kender says:

    Congrat Joh,

    Glad to hear you’re getting better.

    Pasta be with you,

  4. breakinpoint says:

    it is sad that you were near death but joyous that you survived and are able to tell us about seeing the FSM.
    i do hope you are feeling better.


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  6. Teh Believer says:

    WOW!!! How amazing it is that you saw Him!!!!! THE GREAT HIM!!!!

  7. devoted says:

    the Merciful and Compassionate One has touched you with His Noodly warmth and you have been found blessed.

    Praise the FSM, Creator of Worlds, the Compassionate!!

  8. Chiaroscuro says:

    Next time try to get drunk on cuban rum before the NDE, that should make the experience more vivid.

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