Last week I had a near death experience

Published April 15th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

Last week I had a near death experience, I felt so weak like I was going away for good, I saw all my life passing through my eyes, but suddenly a glimpse of something very real and very warm took me back to the world, it was the vision of the Great Master The FSM, I have no doubts that He’s out there and He loves each one of us in the same way. We got to show our love to Him. In this way the world will start to be a better place.


22 Responses to “Last week I had a near death experience”

  1. Itsa mario says:

    I’d just like to say I had a truly enlightning experiance when I was eating my pot noodle, (chicken and mushroom to be precise) when an image emerged. Twas his glorified noddly goodness, i was so exiteted i made a mess in my pants. does anyone else find his holiness as sexy as i do?

  2. Elise the Pirate says:

    pasta be with ye dude, how wondrous to have seen the FSM!
    glad ye ahrr feeling better.

  3. Sauce Walter "Ketchupized Pastafarian" says:

    I heard the voice of the FSM in the late 70’s while knocking on deaths door. He didn’t take my soul then as I had a further purpose in his Pastaness’s great plan. Today, I have seen the light, as the lid was lifted off the pot at the point of pasta perfection! Be one with the pasta! Rejoice in it’s sauce!

    May you see the bottom of the plate while bringing the eternal goodness of the duram wheat into your very being! You are what you eat, gorge on pasta lovers.

    Sauce Walter

  4. Chippolus says:

    Brother Grandmaster Funk;
    I believe the popular opinion among the prophets about creating humankind, with all the mistakes, was that the FSM was indeed drunk.

  5. John says:

    RAmen, brother

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