I can’t understand

Published April 4th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

This is not hatemail, and it’s not exactly concerned-criticism .. but can anyone help him out?

I can’t understand what it is that you are basing your beliefs on. I especially can’t understand how you actually worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Please help me understand as I am interested in the religion, I just can’t fully understand it.

63 Responses to “I can’t understand”

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  1. able says:

    i read this… and then saw my name at the end of it :(
    i had hoped most Chip’s in the world had already converted to pastafarianism.

  2. Church185 says:

    Pastafarianism is a satirical religion used to dismiss intelligent design and creationism. Generally frequented by atheists (got one right here) or actual believers (nothing wrong with that).

  3. Blowhizzler says:

    There’s no need to understand any religion. JUST BELIEVE and send a check

  4. Garrick McElroy says:

    There will be a link to my e-mail at the end of this. E-mail me if you truly want answers.

    Here’s to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you,

    If you have any questions about, or just want to discuss the existence of the FSM, you can reach me at [email protected]

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