How many believers

Published April 21st, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

how many believers of the fsm have died for their belief when they could have simply renounced that belief and lived?

I’ve noticed that atheist and / or FSM “believers” don’t have any really original arguments either.


165 Responses to “How many believers”

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  1. Garrick McElroy says:

    At first I thought you were an idiot. Then I read the comments and realised you were saying that we haven’t died FOR our religion. Then I read your comment again. I realised that wasn’t it either. I realised that you ARE an idiot. None. That is how many. Absolutely 0. That is a good thing. That means we’re not violent enough to pick a fight with someone.

    Here’s to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you,

    If you have any questions about, or just want to discuss the existence of the FSM, you can reach me at [email protected]

  2. Jake Rordame says:

    Why would we need new original arguements when the old ones are so right and show you all of you so well who is wrong?

  3. theFewtheProudtheMarinara says:

    Of course no Pastafarian would die for their religion. Nor would we kill for it – therefor we claim the moral high ground!

    As Jake (#162) most recently said, we have no need of new arguments when the debate has so far been so one-sided between atheists & Pastafarians on one side and Creationists on the other. We’re still waiting for the ID people to come up with the FIRST fact on their side other than “we have a very old book – in fact, several versions of it!” Hardly scientific.

  4. Ian says:

    Well… aren’t you a clever bunny, because we don’t kill ourselves, we’re a “stupid religion”.
    DOPE! you’re religion talks about the sanctity of life as ours does, so shut up and go home.

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