You guys

Published March 5th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

You guys are seriously fucked up…

I’ll pray for you :)


136 Responses to “You guys”

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  1. James D King of Pirates says:

    Prayer has little meaning in a world where books of science fiction and fiction in general are praised as religions (see “Bible/church of scientology)
    enjoy yourself.

  2. Udon Rock says:

    Seriously fucked up? That we aarrrrgh landlubber.

  3. flying spaghetti monster messanger says:

    i hope that the flying spaghetti monter will answere your prayer.. thanks for praying to him for us

  4. flying spaghetti monster messanger says:

    oh and i bet 10 bucks this guy is Christian

  5. neal says:

    It was hilarious watching Bush and McCain together the other day. Bush adopted all the alpha male body language plays in the book. Including the classic “CEO hand on the shoulder of the junior accountant” while he says nice things about him. McCain was defintely out-alphaed by the biggest fuck up ever to occupy the office.
    Whether you agree or disagree with his politics, you gotta wonder if McCain really has the status to be president when he lets himself be W’s bitch like that.

  6. ET, the Extra Terrestrial says:

    Why? Is it supposed to make something happen? Has it ever?

    Gotcha, bro. “Judge not, lest ye be judged.”
    You judged. Naughty xian. If you can’t even follow your own rules, don’t presume some kind of moral superiority.
    No points.

  7. Griffin7890 says:

    I am not a Christian, but I am sure you are, though even I have studied enough of the bible to know that in Matthew 7:1 Jesus states,” Do not judge, lest yee be judged.”
    O.K. then.

    This is the fucked up logic of the Christians, that their own lord should say one thing, but they go against it, spouting curses at those who are in the slightest bit different than they are.

  8. Archaeolowench says:

    It’s okay. Our Noodly Lord does not require that you believe in him. He’d really rather you treat other people well, avoid acting like a sanctimonious twit, and not waste money on fancy church buildings, but instead use that money for more worthwhile purposes. Oh, and use a condom.

    He’s pretty easy-going, like most beings who are confident that they are right. It’s only those afraid that they are wrong who feel the need to denigrate the beliefs of their fellow beings.

    I pray that you are touched by his noodly appendage.

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