Secret Pastafarian Video Exposed

Published March 5th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

cruise.jpgAs most of the internet knows, Tom Cruise recently made a video for the Church of Scientology, which many people found creepy. Some have gone so far as to call it borderline sociopathic.

If you haven’t seen the video, you may want to watch it. Here’s the link. It’s about 10 minutes long but you certainly don’t need to watch it all to get a sense of Mr. Cruise’s dedication to his church and its teachings.

Not to be outdone, Pastafarian Ed Adkins has created an amazing video for our church. Enjoy:

Here’s a link to Ed’s Blog.

35 Responses to “Secret Pastafarian Video Exposed”

  1. Mr Roboto says:

    Whats even scarier is the guy who edited this Tom Cruise video! Did he honestly look at the final production and say “Yeah this is what Scientology is all about”?

  2. BlackBard says:

    Alexander is right about pirates. They are, however, marauders and they do plunder. It’s in the book.

  3. Franko says:

    Had several substances spraying out of several orifices during each of these videos. Won’t specify which ones were coming out of which ones. Thank The Noodliness for blessing us all with both of them.

  4. Zach says:

    we should grow dreadlocks that look like noodles…

  5. cabin girl says:

    irate Pirate,

    i love you. seriously.

  6. Noodles in soy sauce says:

    Ed Adkins, very well done, I liked your eloquence. :)

  7. Song says:

    “…you know you’re going to be blamed for it.” It’s the sad truth. We are the internet’s scapegoats.
    “If you don’t KNOW it, you LEARN it. If you can’t learn it, you MAKE IT UP.” This is truly a Pastafarian statement if there ever was one.
    I know a lot of you don’t like this video, but I personally agree with Bobby: a finely articulated testiment to what Pastafarianism is all about. How can you NOT admire a pirate who CUT HIS HAND OFF for his religion? That’s dedication! As Ed Adkins said: “AAAARRRRRRRR!”

  8. Cap'n Wolf says:

    In the last fifteen seconds, his hand has been restored by the Flying Spaghetti Monster!


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