Secret Pastafarian Video Exposed

Published March 5th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

cruise.jpgAs most of the internet knows, Tom Cruise recently made a video for the Church of Scientology, which many people found creepy. Some have gone so far as to call it borderline sociopathic.

If you haven’t seen the video, you may want to watch it. Here’s the link. It’s about 10 minutes long but you certainly don’t need to watch it all to get a sense of Mr. Cruise’s dedication to his church and its teachings.

Not to be outdone, Pastafarian Ed Adkins has created an amazing video for our church. Enjoy:

Here’s a link to Ed’s Blog.

35 Responses to “Secret Pastafarian Video Exposed”

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  1. Song says:

    @ Cap’n Wolf:

    “In the last fifteen seconds, his hand has been restored by the Flying Spaghetti Monster!


    Bless the FSM, you’re right! It’s a miracle! He regularily performs them for us, his followers, of course, but this is the first to actually be caught on tape. Hooray, indeed!

  2. ME DUH says:

    I agree with Alexander, this guy is just in it so he can dress like a pirate. I really need to buy the Gospel… have only looked at it briefly. But Ed does have his facts a bit messed up. And don’t even think of letting this out, it WON’T attract anyone to us. In fact, I’m sure someone will sue our Henderbob for “rape.”
    PPL (peace love and pirates)

  3. Mathieu the Pirate says:

    By “rape and pillage” I hope he means “give candy to children and help old ladies cross the street.”

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