you dumb bitch

Published February 20th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

YOU DUMB BITCH!!! this is no such thing as a fucking flying spaghetti monster and hes not god ! If he were real i would chop that bitch up and feed him to the poor starving people in africa! you people are sick and demented, and your all going to fucking hell! FUCKING SPEGHETTI I MEAN COME ON IF YOU WANTED TO COME UP WITH A RELIGION THE GOD HAS TO BE SOMETHING MORE REALISTIC! IM SORRY BUT MY SPEGHETTI DOES NOT TALK TO ME IT IS NOT JESUS! Lol you all are way to funny XD You guys must be on some good drugs, pass that shit around. Sooo like are you guys in a cult or something?? What are the disciples of this spaghetti guy? A piece of garlic toast and a meat ball? LOL!!!! You guys are soo sick i wouldnt even spit in your direction and when you all die im gonna piss on ALL of your graves!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You are all a joke!! I will tie down everyone of you sick bastards and force feed you guys spaghetti!!! and i will scream out “weres you fuckiNG spaghetti bitch now? Is he gonna save you? NOO! Cause hes NOT REAL!” Do you guys like revolve around food or something? Like cause you have fine art taco photography?!? Who the dumb bitch who thought of this religion??? Cause i bet you money they were on shrums at the time or maybe some fucking acid! Cause this is some trippy shit! AND yes i do believe in hell! But im not gonna go to hell for believing in a false idol like you stupid spaghetti! JESUS CHRIST I STILL CANT EVEN GET OVER THE FACT THAT YOU BELIEVE IN THIS BULLSHIT!!! DO THEY LIKE FORCE FEED YOU THIS SHIT? LIKE SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT?
WTF???That does not look like a spaghetti monsterrrr you dumb cunt! SUCK MY BIG BLACK PRESIDENTIAL COCK BITCH!
– jade-jewel

482 Responses to “you dumb bitch”

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  1. parker says:

    Harry, don’t you love how they insult themselves?

  2. parker says:

    Well, now you are going to hell. You broke the commandment to not use the lord’s name in vain. Asshole.

  3. Robert Kyle Katic says:

    Does Jesus talk to you? If he does, we call that hallucination. (And by the way, poor grammer and spelling only prove your ignorance.)

  4. Joey says:

    Hey look, everyone! Jesus talks to this person from his/her bowl. *Everyone stares in amazement until told otherwise with many colourful exclamations by the author of above hatemail*
    Oh, get over yourself. Ever laughed before?

  5. Noner says:

    uhh I this religion is fake incas you havnt noticed, you havent read around the site enough

  6. Alex says:

    I find it hilarious that the author of this comment presumes that the creator of the FSM argument was on drugs. You just have to look at shamanistic beliefs and other religions such as Rastafarianism to see the influence drugs have on religion. Although I have no proof, I have heard that the bible mentions cannabis in its annointing oils and such, and at the very least it is entirely reasonable to presume that christianity was founded on drugs, as with all other religions.

  7. Exile says:

    wow…where do I start. You won’t spit in our general direction, but you will piss on our graves…your cursing does not at all help your case, it actually weakens it. We’re not criticizing much of your religion, you can believe in it if you want, but the FSM would really like you to believe in him. I don’t think Jesus would talk to someone who talks like you do…with really bad grammer. This is a parody religion. And last, but far from least, you are not Borrak Obama.

  8. Tapio says:

    ooh shit! man i wonder what you would say if i changed spaghetti into jesus what would you say then!? or what ever you belive in, oh and if your hell is real i will see you there and then you can piss and shit all you want on me cuse its just nice!(take that you son of a it)

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