umm u have GOT to be kidding

Published February 14th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

umm u have GOT to be kidding. wow. im a christian and im not gonna bash this but wow…u have to have alot of faith to believe in this type of thing. i sure as heck dont. food is food is food. i like spaghetti. i just dont worship it. lol

135 Responses to “umm u have GOT to be kidding”

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  1. GoDamn says:

    Food is food? Like , who has a cannibalistic ritual where they drink wine that is actually the blood of their saviour and eat bread that is his flesh? Lets see, could it be… CHRISTIANS?

  2. kelly says:

    thank you for not bashing us? i personally feel it takes a lot (that is two words, by the way) of faith to believe that a bearded guy up in the clouds is watching over our every mood, but hey, to each his own, right?

  3. kelly says:

    sorry, that should have been “move” not “mood”

  4. Pirates Evolve Too says:

    Woah, there! Food is food, but Spaghetti is food AND God. Please, don’t be disrespectful to the creator of the universe. Spaghetti is the stuff of life and had the FSM not given us His body, we would not be able to indulge in and enjoy His noodliness is the multitude of ways we are able: with the holy saints of pesto, marinara, His spiciness arrabiata, the patron saint of dairy, Parmigiano Reggiano, and the earthly saint of Caesar Salad, along with the favorite of alcohol-loving Pastafarians, the creamy saint Vodka sauce.
    Spaghetti is not just food, it is the foundation on which food is built. So before you sit down to your next plate of spaghetti, Michchick, remember to bow your head, remove your pirate hat and say, “RAmen.”

  5. Cap'nUberbob says:

    No, we are not kidding. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is THE CREATOR! There is no doubt about that, and you cannot prove otherwise.


  6. villafandan says:

    you’re right, the dust man, rib woman & talking snake story makes much more sense.

  7. Elvish Pirate Monarch says:

    I really wish there was a device you could give to people that would let them detect sarcasm and parody…

  8. Dennis says:

    Mickchick. While you eat spaghetti, try to work on your grammar. It’s horrible.

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