Take a look in exodus

Published February 16th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

Take a look in exodus chapter 20 verse 3 -5 clearly states no to worshop any other God besides Jehova it also states in the same book chapter 23 verse 24. it tells us to demolish pagan gods so that mean we have to crush y’alls “SPAGATTI MONSTER” (that is so lame and retarded) and if you guys even want to enjoy peace in your life and know that you are going to heaven look up romans chapter 3 verse 23 it say for all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of god that means EVERY BODY SINS BUT GOD AND JESUS CHRIST MY LORD AND SAVIOR

take another look
Romans 5:6-21
6 You see, at just the right time, when we were still powerless, Christ died for the ungodly. 7 Very rarely will anyone die for a righteous man, though for a good man someone might possibly dare to die. 8 But God demonstrates his own love for us in this: While we were still sinners, Christ died for us. 9 Since we have now been justified by his blood, how much more shall we be saved from God’s wrath through him! 10 For if, when we were God’s enemies, we were reconciled to him through the death of his Son, how much more, having been reconciled, shall we be saved through his life! 11 Not only is this so, but we also rejoice in God through our Lord Jesus Christ, through whom we have now received reconciliation. 12 Therefore, just as sin entered the world through one man, and death through sin, and in this way death came to all men, because all sinned– 13 for before the law was given, sin was in the world. But sin is not taken into account when there is no law. 14 Nevertheless, death reigned from the time of Adam to the time of Moses, even over those who did not sin by breaking a command, as did Adam, who was a pattern of the one to come. 15 But the gift is not like the trespass. For if the many died by the trespass of the one man, how much more did God’s grace and the gift that came by the grace of the one man, Jesus Christ, overflow to the many! 16 Again, the gift of God is not like the result of the one man’s sin: The judgment followed one sin and brought condemnation, but the gift followed many trespasses and brought justification. 17 For if, by the trespass of the one man, death reigned through that one man, how much more will those who receive God’s abundant provision of grace and of the gift of righteousness reign in life through the one man, Jesus Christ. 18 Consequently, just as the result of one trespass was condemnation for all men, so also the result of one act of righteousness was justification that brings life for all men. 19 For just as through the disobedience of the one man the many were made sinners, so also through the obedience of the one man the many will be made righteous. 20 The law was added so that the trespass might increase. But where sin increased, grace increased all the more, 21 so that, just as sin reigned in death, so also grace might reign through righteousness to bring eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord

or how about this one

Romans 10:1-11
1 Brothers, my heart’s desire and prayer to God for the Israelites is that they may be saved. 2 For I can testify about them that they are zealous for God, but their zeal is not based on knowledge. 3 Since they did not know the righteousness that comes from God and sought to establish their own, they did not submit to God’s righteousness. 4 Christ is the end of the law so that there may be righteousness for everyone who believes. 5 Moses describes in this way the righteousness that is by the law: “The man who does these things will live by them.” 6 But the righteousness that is by faith says: “Do not say in your heart, ‘Who will ascend into heaven?’” (that is, to bring Christ down) 7 “or ‘Who will descend into the deep?’” (that is, to bring Christ up from the dead). 8 But what does it say? “The word is near you; it is in your mouth and in your heart,” that is, the word of faith we are proclaiming: 9 That if you confess with your mouth, “Jesus is Lord,” and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. 10 For it is with your heart that you believe and are justified, and it is with your mouth that you confess and are saved. 11 As the Scripture says, “Anyone who trusts in him will never be put to shame.”

there is more

Corinthians 3:11-15
11 For no one can lay any foundation other than the one already laid, which is Jesus Christ. 12 If any man builds on this foundation using gold, silver, costly stones, wood, hay or straw, 13 his work will be shown for what it is, because the Day will bring it to light. It will be revealed with fire, and the fire will test the quality of each man’s work. 14 If what he has built survives, he will receive his reward. 15 If it is burned up, he will suffer loss; he himself will be saved, but only as one escaping through the flames.

Oh no I am right oh no that this pasts frainism is a bunch of hungry fatbodys.

285 Responses to “Take a look in exodus”

  1. Cody (Lord of Numa) says:

    Hm… How do I say this….

    Well, let me start by saying (*SPOILER WARNING*) that no-one here actually believes in the FSM (SURPRISE!). This is a satirical spoof of modern religion…. Wow, I think that I just got a little bit dumber from having to explain that….

    Ok. I used to be a Christian. I know all of the “evangelism tricks.” Seriously, when I went on missions trips, I had to sit through evangelism boot-camps. Back then, I almost knew what I know now, and that is that evangelism is only effective on people who WANT to believe something like that. Why? Because there is no solid evidence to present. You just stated your views about Christianity and what spawns from that faith. Instead of defending it with real proof, you defended it with the Bible. I stopped being a Christian when I stopped believing what I read in the Bible. NEWSFLASH: If someone doesn’t believe in Christianity, it is not very likely that they will believe in the Bible. Seriously, it is a book of fiction to us. No matter what it means to you, it means NOTHING to us. It is circular reasoning. “Christianity is true because it says that it is true!”

    Ok, following that logic, Islam is also true. In fact, how do you know that Islam isn’t the true religion, and you are following a lie. That is the problem with these exclusive religions. Entry into one is often based upon what your parents believe, what you were brought up to believe, and what is prevalent in your area. People who were raised in an Islamic home will grow up to view Christianity as false, and vice-versa.

    I know I didn’t explain this very well, and I could probably just keep going, but my time here is done.

    If you have strong faith, please read The God Delusion (by Richard Dawkins). It is an excellent book.

  2. heather says:

    What’s all this gibberish? It made my head hurt to attempt reading it.

  3. Nospoon says:

    Yeah, but take a look in the Gospel of the FSM. It clearly states that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is God. And we know that the Gosel of the FSM is the One True Word of the FSM. Therefore you should worship His Noodleness, not your silly zombie person.

  4. Rev. Connor says:

    What was that? I stopped paying attention after the first paragraph.

  5. Nick says:

    Er… yeah well done. Nothing like a well thought out and reasoned argument based on provable scientific fact or theory grounded in research and evidence is there.

    Fucking nutter.

  6. Thorn says:

    Ungh! You’re so boring and so very stupid!

  7. Brother Boyardee says:

    A Scripture Battle!!!! I love it! Count me in…
    Here is proof that the Creator, His Noodly Goodness, wants us to respect people of other faiths and foodstuffs:
    THN:Tower of Scrapple
    “Like Noah, his sons were real entrepreneurs, and they did spread out – Ham went to the southern nations and started the Hamites; Cheese went to the central nations and started the Cheese-Its; and Omel journeyed northward to start the Omelets. There they did establish family diners to supply the locals with foodstuffs.”

  8. Matthew says:

    Im pretty sure his name stands for “16 years old, of course”

    Maybe not in body, but that’s probably about the level their intelligence is at.

    • The stranger says:

      Hey, I’m under said age, and I’m smarter than this xtian nut, thank you.

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