Take a look in exodus

Published February 16th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

Take a look in exodus chapter 20 verse 3 -5 clearly states no to worshop any other God besides Jehova it also states in the same book chapter 23 verse 24. it tells us to demolish pagan gods so that mean we have to crush y’alls “SPAGATTI MONSTER” (that is so lame and retarded) and if you guys even want to enjoy peace in your life and know that you are going to heaven look up romans chapter 3 verse 23 it say for all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of god that means EVERY BODY SINS BUT GOD AND JESUS CHRIST MY LORD AND SAVIOR

take another look
Romans 5:6-21
6 You see, at just the right time, when we were still powerless, Christ died for the ungodly. 7 Very rarely will anyone die for a righteous man, though for a good man someone might possibly dare to die. 8 But God demonstrates his own love for us in this: While we were still sinners, Christ died for us. 9 Since we have now been justified by his blood, how much more shall we be saved from God’s wrath through him! 10 For if, when we were God’s enemies, we were reconciled to him through the death of his Son, how much more, having been reconciled, shall we be saved through his life! 11 Not only is this so, but we also rejoice in God through our Lord Jesus Christ, through whom we have now received reconciliation. 12 Therefore, just as sin entered the world through one man, and death through sin, and in this way death came to all men, because all sinned– 13 for before the law was given, sin was in the world. But sin is not taken into account when there is no law. 14 Nevertheless, death reigned from the time of Adam to the time of Moses, even over those who did not sin by breaking a command, as did Adam, who was a pattern of the one to come. 15 But the gift is not like the trespass. For if the many died by the trespass of the one man, how much more did God’s grace and the gift that came by the grace of the one man, Jesus Christ, overflow to the many! 16 Again, the gift of God is not like the result of the one man’s sin: The judgment followed one sin and brought condemnation, but the gift followed many trespasses and brought justification. 17 For if, by the trespass of the one man, death reigned through that one man, how much more will those who receive God’s abundant provision of grace and of the gift of righteousness reign in life through the one man, Jesus Christ. 18 Consequently, just as the result of one trespass was condemnation for all men, so also the result of one act of righteousness was justification that brings life for all men. 19 For just as through the disobedience of the one man the many were made sinners, so also through the obedience of the one man the many will be made righteous. 20 The law was added so that the trespass might increase. But where sin increased, grace increased all the more, 21 so that, just as sin reigned in death, so also grace might reign through righteousness to bring eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord

or how about this one

Romans 10:1-11
1 Brothers, my heart’s desire and prayer to God for the Israelites is that they may be saved. 2 For I can testify about them that they are zealous for God, but their zeal is not based on knowledge. 3 Since they did not know the righteousness that comes from God and sought to establish their own, they did not submit to God’s righteousness. 4 Christ is the end of the law so that there may be righteousness for everyone who believes. 5 Moses describes in this way the righteousness that is by the law: “The man who does these things will live by them.” 6 But the righteousness that is by faith says: “Do not say in your heart, ‘Who will ascend into heaven?’” (that is, to bring Christ down) 7 “or ‘Who will descend into the deep?’” (that is, to bring Christ up from the dead). 8 But what does it say? “The word is near you; it is in your mouth and in your heart,” that is, the word of faith we are proclaiming: 9 That if you confess with your mouth, “Jesus is Lord,” and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. 10 For it is with your heart that you believe and are justified, and it is with your mouth that you confess and are saved. 11 As the Scripture says, “Anyone who trusts in him will never be put to shame.”

there is more

Corinthians 3:11-15
11 For no one can lay any foundation other than the one already laid, which is Jesus Christ. 12 If any man builds on this foundation using gold, silver, costly stones, wood, hay or straw, 13 his work will be shown for what it is, because the Day will bring it to light. It will be revealed with fire, and the fire will test the quality of each man’s work. 14 If what he has built survives, he will receive his reward. 15 If it is burned up, he will suffer loss; he himself will be saved, but only as one escaping through the flames.

Oh no I am right oh no that this pasts frainism is a bunch of hungry fatbodys.

285 Responses to “Take a look in exodus”

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  1. JBENDER23 says:

    Wow….You just wasted so much of your life typing that up. If I only I had that much time on my hands…

    Anyway. You realize that quoting lines from the BIBLE at people who know the Bible to be completely (if not just somewhat) fictitious is absolutely pointless…Just a waste of your own precious, mislead life.

  2. Zankou says:

    These guys don’t realise that someone who worships another god isn’t bound by the OT. they are such idiots.

    I also think I got the premier reply.

  3. God? Pasta? what has more letters? says:

    it was the other day when my friend told me a joke: A priest goes up North to a tribe of Eskimos and says “If you do not believe that Christ is your lord you will burn in Hell for eternity.” The Eskimo says “If i had never heard of Christ would i still burn in Hell?” The Priest said, “No… God is not cruel!” The Eskimo then said “Well then why did you tell me?!”
    Christian try and “help” people who do not want to be help, and practically force their religion on people, while Pastafarians just let people decide for themselves. 16yofc is trying to use the Bible as PROOF we are going to Hell, but if we do not believe it is true, then how does it effect us? IT DOESN’T!

  4. Michael says:

    See the problem starts when…. well when you started speaking. You should just stop. Your bible is written by fat little boy penetrating priest. Actually that piece of shit book really just never makes much sense at all. Your quoting a crazy mans attempt to satisfy his curiousity. Your pretty crazy yourself sir, i wish his noodlyness would reach down and touch you, i feel ever so sorry that you’ll never get your stripper factory and beer volcanoe.

  5. Anim8or says:

    Quoting the bible as evidence that we shouldn’t worship OUR god, a book written 1500 years ago by a bunch of roman douche bags who worshipped a different god (named Mithra), who were trying to steal a religion in order to save Rome from tearing itself apart, as if that is “evidence” of something, to a bunch of people who don’t believe in what those roman douche bags had to say… interesting.

    Please read page 78 of THE Gospel

    1. I’d really rather you didn’t act like a sanctimonious, holier-than-thou ass when describing my noodly goodness (you broke the first of the 8 i’d really rather you didn’ts).

    listen… the bible is a very funny fairy tale, but I really wouldn’t quote the brothers grim as though you need to pay attention to every word as fact.

    I honestly don’t care what the Jews wrote in exodus when THEY wrote the old testament, and I really don’t care what the Romans had to say when they wrote down their opinions of what the great Buddhist Jesus Christ had to say. All I will say, is that quoting something a evidence which has zero basis in reality or fact, and has been proven wrong on SOOOOO many fronts (earth is flat, earth is center of universe etc…), really doesn’t move intelligent people. However, I do realize from this post you have a hard time understanding how smart people think.

  6. BlackBard says:

    Dear 16yofc,

    My holy book, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, says otherwise.
    I have read your book. You really should read mine. It makes much better sense and does not make you feel bad about being a human being. Why not give it a try? If you don’t feel the touch of His Noodly Appendage within 30 days, you can go back to your old ways. Guaranteed.

  7. Anim8or says:

    “11 For no one can lay any foundation other than the one already laid, which is Jesus Christ”

    Uhm… Buddha laid very similar foudations 2000 years before Christ. The whole, love each other, stop blindly worshipping gods and performing rituals you don’t understand, and have a personal relationship with your religion, don’t be all preachy, don’t be a greedy shit and screw up everyone else’s life being all preachy about stuff you don’t understand yourself…. that was the “real” Jesus’ message and it wasn’t an original idea or foundation for anything, it was the oldest prevalent concepts of organized human culture dating back to written documents that existed in China (older than your stupid bible claims the earth is), it was pretty much the purpose of the founders of every major religion (including FSM) have been trying to say. Jesus also didn’t “choose” to be crucified for you, the Romans sorta did that for him, and they did it because people were starting to listen to him, reducing the power the Romans had over their people (he was a revolutionist when it came to religion, and like bush, without fear people are hard to control, although Bush uses terrorism not god, but you get the idea). However when the romans decided to hijack the name Christ from the Christians to save Rome in 450ad, they basically had to have a noble reason for murdering their new messiah, and so, turned him into a self sacrificing marter which sort of makes sense…. so that quote from the Romans bible is a tad flawed, especially considering the entire book is nothing new… They simple went through the Mithra sun god’s “history” (their myth, which is very easy to find documents on since it was only 1500 years ago and tons of literature remains) and renamed their own god (Mithra) to “Jesus Christ” with pretty much a search and replace in Mithra’s story, and just retold Mithra’s myth and called it the new testament, the whole thing is a tad suspect to me..

  8. The Indexer says:

    Dear henderob. Your contributions are frequent and, in this particular case, very elaborate. It seems His Noodliness has been able to grab your attention. You will soon be touched by His Noodly Appendage (provided that you are willing to trade “TEMPORARY disappointment” in exchange for meaning in your life (the dissapointment will go away very fast as you realize that you have been fooled during all these years ))

    “chapter 20 verse 3 -5 clearly states no to worship any other God besides Jehova” seems to me Jehova had very little self esteem, was insecure, and very much egocentric. Besides he may not have accepted His Noodliness or maybe he felt challenged by Him. Remember that FEAR is the best way to add more customers to your religion; very simple marketing.

    We are so much perfect that a 30-day trial offer is included and in fact, we are more than willing to let you shop around for other gods. His Noodliness will not be offended. He knows that as soon as you open your eyes to reality you will come back! That is why our religion is so perfect… No fear included.

    I was thinking of replying to every single point you mentioned but I have to go to lunch and hopefully fill myself with His Noodliness. Maybe later this week l might come back to you. In the mean time, I know that several of our members will be more than pleased to enlighten you.

    One final point… You should really check your sources. You see, all that you have written comes from very thick pamphlets not much different from either the JC Penney Catalog or the communist propaganda of the 50s. Based on very simple observation and reason, one can completely reject your god and every single word written in his/her/its name. It just a scam!

    I have always wondered why do you need to spend so much time trying to understand what your or other gods really wanted to say? Old Testament lessons, New Testament lessons, etc., come on! This is nonsense. Simple brainwashing! This should be evidence that whatever was written was a very big lie that require CIA, FBI, Mossad, Vatican experience to brainwash you and force you believe that all those written words can be somehow considered truth. Please think about it! Wasting so much time to try to understand someone else’s view of life because of a mental disorder does not make much sense to me. Remember, lies are very hard to sell. Also, as the lies grows, interpretations and explanations become more and more complex and inconsistent. (There is a Bernstain Bears Book about this right?)

    On the other hand, our Gospel is written in very simple language, rated PG-13, and I assure you, no interpretations required, no batteries included… then again they are not needed.

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