I don’t understand why you all hate God

Published February 24th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

I don’t understand why you all hate God. Why don’t you believe He exists? I read in an earlier message that the Bible is filled with historical errors. Actually, it is very historically accurate. Christianity has been around since the beginning of time – it just didn’t have the name Christianity. The belief in God was the very first religion, until man sinned.

389 Responses to “I don’t understand why you all hate God”

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  1. Rasputin says:

    I was doing the goodnight story for my seven-year-old yesterday. We got onto the trade in fake holy relics which abounded during medieval times: Shroud of Turin, etc.
    My son asked whether Jesus had germs. I replied, “Yes, but they were probably holy germs”.
    I didn’t get onto my usual story about Jesus having been a Pastafarian pirate missionary. I’ll cover that when he’s older.

    • Patroller says:

      Fuck off you FSM cunts. Your deity does not exist. The Master does. You will all know soon enough.

      Disabled toilet.

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